To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
If she gets the death penalty, they’re going to have to hire a wrecking crew with a huge crane and wrecking ball.
2 posted on
08/22/2008 5:57:24 PM PDT by
FlingWingFlyer
(A History and Science Minute.- "Climate change" has been going on for millions of years!)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
3 posted on
08/22/2008 5:59:08 PM PDT by
devane617
(we are so screwed)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Forklift and a large cell. No problem. She won’t be much of an escape risk!
6 posted on
08/22/2008 6:00:06 PM PDT by
dynachrome
(Henry Bowman is right)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
...prosecute a woman estimated to weigh nearly half a ton who was indicted on capital murder charges earlier this week.
Rosie O'Donnell finally ate someone?
7 posted on
08/22/2008 6:00:27 PM PDT by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Go to a whaling museum and get a harpoon.
8 posted on
08/22/2008 6:00:37 PM PDT by
july4thfreedomfoundation
(Don't vote for Obama.....America doesn't need a black Jimmy Carter.)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
I bet the Sheriff there in Phoenix can find a tent big enough for her. Hehehehe.
To: T.L.Sink; SwinneySwitch; fieldmarshaldj; PhiKapMom; nutmeg; Diana in Wisconsin; goldstategop; ...
If this murderess gets the death penalty, they’ll have to deliver her lethal injection with an elephant gun.
13 posted on
08/22/2008 6:07:23 PM PDT by
Clintonfatigued
(If Islam conquers the world, the Earth will be at peace because the human race will be killed off.)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
I read somewhere that the squad car the police sent to pick her up had to make two trips.
15 posted on
08/22/2008 6:09:18 PM PDT by
Lawgvr1955
(You can never have too much cowbell !!)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
After much searching, I found out that the “Monitor” is published and located in McAllen, Texas.
When will these small town newspaper websites start learning to identify themselves with their complete name and location? They could be anywhere. I thought the Monitor was in Australia.
How does a 1000 pound person function? How do you get up or walk? How do you go to the bathroom or clean yourself?
How is it even possible to gain or weigh 1000 pounds? How much do you have to eat to weigh that much?
I don’t want to even think or know about this.
Now I know why there are “starving children” in China.
16 posted on
08/22/2008 6:10:19 PM PDT by
garyhope
(It's world war IV, right here, right now courtesy of Islam. VRWC. TWP.)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Lawdy. Hawg smothers child. Are they sure she wasn’t just getting up and her arm swung out and hit the kid?
18 posted on
08/22/2008 6:16:04 PM PDT by
dforest
(I had almost forgotten that McCain is the nominee. Too bad I was reminded.)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Now more than ever...feed the obese to the starving.
19 posted on
08/22/2008 6:20:52 PM PDT by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Yo mama’s so fat, she stepped on the dog’s tail...and it DIED!
23 posted on
08/22/2008 6:47:14 PM PDT by
Boiling point
(If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Capital murder? Did she fall on somebody or did she roll over somebody in bed?
Anyway, with respect to transporting her to the county jail, help is on the way...
24 posted on
08/22/2008 7:01:54 PM PDT by
SamAdams76
(I am 7 days away from outliving Kirby Puckett)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
If convicted...she deserves the electric couch.
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