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Jessica Simpson goes into the beer business
MSNBC ^ | Aug. 20, 2008 | Ree Hines

Posted on 08/21/2008 7:58:31 AM PDT by evets


... Jessica Simpson's... the new spokesperson for Stampede Light Plus....
... she's more than the face of the brand — Jess is part owner of the brew...
... the beer is for people who "choose to look after themselves"...
"As an entrepreneur, I am always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio
with good ideas and good people," Jessica said of the deal.
"Yes, I work out and take care of myself, but I also like a cold beer once in a while."


(Excerpt) Read more at msnbc.msn.com ...


TOPICS: Food; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: beer; breakingnews; jessica; pics
This is hugh! I'm series!

Jessica Press Release

1 posted on 08/21/2008 7:58:32 AM PDT by evets
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To: evets

DOH! Wrong Simpson!..............

2 posted on 08/21/2008 8:00:52 AM PDT by Red Badger (All that carbon in all that oil and coal was once in the atmosphere. We're just putting it back.....)
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To: evets

Will it get us drunk ? That is all we need to know , we are already stupid .


3 posted on 08/21/2008 8:03:26 AM PDT by kbennkc (What passes for optimism is most often an intellectual error)
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To: evets
"As an entrepreneur, I am always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio with good ideas and good people," Jessica said

Why do I have immense difficulty with the notion that she actually put those words together by herself?

4 posted on 08/21/2008 8:08:06 AM PDT by dmz
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I would more readily believe a quote like "As a hottie in business, if I see a way to tuck some more cash into my, errr, accounts, I'm going to do it, and if the people look good and taste good too, that's a plus!"
5 posted on 08/21/2008 8:13:51 AM PDT by mkjessup ("People are going to begin to wonder if Russia can be trusted!" - SecState Maddy Rice, well DUH!!!!)
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To: evets
"is this chicken what i'm eating or is it fish?"

best...line...ever...

6 posted on 08/21/2008 8:17:00 AM PDT by thefactor (contributing nothing of value to threads since 2001...)
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To: evets

She’s simply trying to solidify her shift from pop to country. Think Joe had anything to do with this?


7 posted on 08/21/2008 8:17:05 AM PDT by sarasota
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To: evets

Great Ceasar’s Ghost!


8 posted on 08/21/2008 8:17:28 AM PDT by ßuddaßudd (7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona....)
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To: mkjessup

I was thinking along the lines “my agent said I needed to put some of my money into different stuff. I don’t really know what that means, so I just let them do what they like.”


9 posted on 08/21/2008 8:18:38 AM PDT by dmz
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To: dmz

I think you nailed it.

Get your mind outta the gutter, LOL ;)


10 posted on 08/21/2008 8:21:49 AM PDT by mkjessup ("People are going to begin to wonder if Russia can be trusted!" - SecState Maddy Rice, well DUH!!!!)
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To: Red Badger

Alcohol, the cause of and solution to life’s problems.


11 posted on 08/21/2008 8:23:03 AM PDT by HamiltonJay
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To: HamiltonJay

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to prosper.”...Ben Franklin..........


12 posted on 08/21/2008 8:25:01 AM PDT by Red Badger (All that carbon in all that oil and coal was once in the atmosphere. We're just putting it back.....)
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To: evets

I’ve seen more intelligent looks on wrestlers.


13 posted on 08/21/2008 9:29:06 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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To: dmz

If someone believes Simpson put those words together, they probably also believe Paris wrote her energy plan speech.


14 posted on 08/21/2008 10:02:30 AM PDT by Proud_USA_Republican (We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. - Hillary Clinton)
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To: HamiltonJay

so said homer...


15 posted on 08/21/2008 11:47:51 AM PDT by thefactor (i am submarinerswife new tagline! come get me!)
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To: evets

You know, it strikes me she’d make a good celebrity beer maid at Oktoberfest, as in, she’d look really good in a dirndl. My only concern is she’d almost certainly ask the Bavarians “Hey, y’all, why do you call it ‘Oktoberfest’ when it starts in September?”


16 posted on 08/21/2008 11:56:26 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: evets

“Light” beer is for girly-men.


17 posted on 08/21/2008 12:14:32 PM PDT by JoJo Gunn (The McCainiac's creed: Death to America by a thousand cuts)
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