Posted on 08/20/2008 3:30:58 PM PDT by nuconvert
Knickers in knot over undies
Beijing - The Olympic dress code applies to places never seen, it seems, with the New Zealand hockey manager banished from the field at a crucial men's match because officials objected to his players' underwear.
Kevin Marr was ordered to watch the must-win match against Germany from the grandstand as punishment for three players wearing black underwear beneath white shorts in an earlier match.
Initially, the officials wanted to suspend the players involved - Bradley Shaw, Simon Child and Blair Hopping - but Marr successfully argued it was unfair because he was in charge of what they wore.
Issue for the Germans
Under the Olympic field hockey rules, shorts and undies must match, but New Zealand were in their alternate white strip in their earlier match against China and the players did not have alternate white undies.
Marr said: "They're pretty pedantic rulings. They're trying to ensure teams present themselves in the best possible light. I understand where the rule comes from, but to suspend players is wrong."
When the players wore the same undies against Germany it was not an issue for New Zealand, who wore their regulation black uniform, but the colour switch is going to be an issue for the Germans who won 3-1 to make the semi-finals.
Threatened with suspension
The Germans had to switch from their usual black shorts to their alternate red, but with red undies apparently hard to come by they stuck with black underneath.
Marr said he had been contacted by German manager Jochen Heimpel who said the indiscretion had been noticed and his players were initially threatened with suspension from their semi-final.
Germany were likely cop it worse than New Zealand, as a warning was issued to all sides after the Kiwis were caught and Marr expected Heimpel to face a two-match suspension.
But then again, when you are that old, you don't generally play football and other team sports.
Tempest in a teapot.
/johnny
They should have changed underwear before the match...
“OK team, I’ve got good news and bad news. First the good news. Today we’re going to change our underwear.” The team start cheering wildly. “Now the bad news, Smith, you change with Jones. Andrews, you change with Murphy . . . “
It’s China... 90% of the white undies in the world are probably manufactured there...
No photos??? :(
Shades of Gussy Moran, 1949, Wimbleton.
underware?
Is that something like wearing a refrigerator under your pants? Or maybe just a toaster if you’re not endowed with a full package?
Then again, the rule didn’t just drop from space ... why didn’t their alternate uniform come with matching underwear? How foolish was that?
I still have the same 6 laid away in a drawer, untouched, in case USAF decides they need an old, pi$$ed off cook again.
/johnny
If not, I'm scared to ask how people knew what color their undies were.
To quote Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbes fame, not the one in Geneva), as well as a fellow Freeper’s tagline; “Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don’t seem to help.”
Oh, so now they going to enforce an underwear code yet still disregard the olympic rules for gymnastic athletes that they meet minimum age requirements.
F!@# China!
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