Denver police list convention protest do's, don'ts

Denver Post ^

[jimbobaby]

DENVER—Denver police have issued some advice to protesters at the Democratic convention about what they can and can't do.

[Tamar1973]

One “DO”: Please take daily showers/baths.

[NonValueAdded]

yeah, like that's gonna work.

[Dilbert San Diego]

The baths may be esp. important if they use a new device to control unruly crowds. There’s a new ultrasound device of some sort out there, which is said to make people lose control of the bowels. You can guess that a good bath would be needed after that.

[rrrod]

Being a street cop is a tough job...but during the RAT convention it will be pure hell. Stay safe.

[dancusa]

Anything about S*** bombs being thrown at the cops? REPEAT68! The whole world is watching!

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Chicago '68, here we come!

This is going to be so much fun!

To watch.

From a distance.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Denver
Graham Nash

So your brother’s bound and gagged
And they chained him to a chair,
Won’t you please come to Denver
Just to sing.
In a land that’s known as freedom,
How can such a thing be fair?
Won’t you please come to Denver
For the help that we can bring.

We can change the World.
Rearrange the World.
It’s dying
to get better.

Politicians sit yourselves down,
There’s nothing for you here.
Won’t you please come to Denver
For a ride.
Don’t ask Jack to help you
Cause he’ll turn the other ear.
Won’t you please come to Denver
Or else join the other side.

We can change / yes we can change the World.
Rearrange / rearrange the World.
It’s dying / do you believe in justice?
It’s dying / and if you believe in freedom.
It’s dying / Let a man live his own life.
It’s dying / Rules and regulations who needs them?
Open up the door.

Somehow people must be free,
I hope the day comes soon.
Won’t you please come to Denver,
To show you face.
From the bottom of the ocean
To the mountains of the Moon.
Won’t you please come to Denver
No one else can take your place.

We can change / yes we can change the World.
Rearrange / rearrange the World.
It’s dying / If you believe in justice.
It’s dying / and if you believe in freedom.
It’s dying / Let a man live his own life.
It’s dying / Rules and regulations, who needs them?
Open up the door.

[ThreePuttinDude]

I read somewhere the Israelis have a new form of crowd control.
They spray a mist/vapor that smells of skunk. It makes
the standers by either gasp for air or tear up to the point
they have to run for cover or assistance.

Gotta love the idea, skunk spew on the smelly basstards..LOL

[xc1427]

With these people a good bowel movement would be an improvement.

[ThreePuttinDude]

Re-create 68
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Come on Everybody

[Tamar1973]

The Israelis are working on a skunk spray for riot control but if you already smell worse than a skunk than that might be an improvement.

[varon]

There’s a new ultrasound device of some sort out there, which is said to make people lose control of the bowels.

Note to self "find online source and order" ;-)

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

Denver is beginning to sound more and more like Beijing, China.

[Tamar1973]

No. Most of these liberal types have had so many “colon cleanses” that they need to be constipated for a while or afflicted with hemorrhoids like the Philistines.

[BBell]

The Brown Note

[reagan_fanatic]

They spray a mist/vapor that smells of skunk. It makes the standers by either gasp for air or tear up to the point they have to run for cover or assistance.

It wouldn't work. It would smell so much better than the hippies, they would gravitate towards it like bees to a flower.

[weegee]

Do do a DO!
Don't do a DON'T!!

Don't do do do on the sidewalk...

[weegee]

“(they) can protest on public sidewalks without a permit as long as they leave enough room for others to pass”

Something that is LOST on the anarchists who protest the constitutional RIGHT OF ASSEMBLY of these political conventions. You may not agree with the party but you CANNOT deny them the right to gather inside the convention center and vote for the party nominee.

[xc1427]

Ah, yes, nothing quite like “George Brett” disease. :)