[onlylewis]

Think maybe this may work for Elizabeth Edwards? Put all John's s@%t on ebay and kick his but out. You can probably sell his hair spray collection for alot of money.

No condom thou, John apparently did not use one.

[Ben Reyes]

This is getting a little sticky.

[Mr. K]

I wonder how much she wants for the Harley?

[tips up]

Didn’t Bubba take a tax write off for donating his underwear to charity?

[Righter-than-Rush]

I assume that she is not open to counseling? ;)

[Doctor Raoul]

Not as a good luck charm I hope...

[library user]

UP FOR AUCTION ARE

ONE EMPTY ANSELL CONDOM PACKET (SIZE small) 

AND A PHOTO OF THE PAIR OF  

'THE TART'S'  BLACK LACEY KNICKERS (SIZE HUMONGOUS)

IT SEEMS I HAD VIOLATED EBAY'S SECONDHAND CLOTHES POLICY BY OFFERING 'THE TART'S' (HER NAME'S KYLIE i HAVE SINCE FOUND OUT) ACTUAL KNICKERS UP FOR AUCTION PREVIOUSLY

I CAN ONLY NOW OFFER A PHOTO OF THE SAID KNICKERS AND HAVE ADJUSTED THE STARTING PRICE ACCORDINGLY........ PERSONALLY, I DID THINK .99c WAS A BIT AMBITIOUS BUT, AS THEY ARE SO HUGE, I THOUGHT THEY MAY MAKE SOMEONE A NICE SHAWL OR EVEN BETTER,  SOMETHING FOR HALLOWEEN PERHAPS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[tumblindice]

an empty condom wrapper “size small”

Crikey!

[maggief]

I thought the Silk Phony wore panties.

[weegee]

I think that falls under ebay’s prohibited items for a number of reasons, including they don’t belong to her.

[Osage Orange]

One of the funniest auctions I ever saw on FeeBay....was a guy selling his ex-wife's wedding dress.

It was hilarious....

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Can you imagine...PING!!!!

[Hacklehead]

Them’s granny panties. Funniest Ebay description Ive ever seen. Now I know why women put 47 throw pillows on a bed.

[bajabaja]

After reading the “entire story” at the EBAY link, I have some pity for the “soon to be ex-husband.”

What he did was wrong, but reading her diatribe, I think I understand why he “strayed.”

Kylie wasn’t like Anna. The couple is better apart, and he may be much better.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

While he was schemeing
I was beamin in the Beamer just beamin
Can’t believe that I caught my man cheatin’
So I found another way to make him pay for it all

So I went
To Neiman-Marcus on a shopping spree
And on the way I grabbed Soley and Mia
And as the cash box rang I thought everything away

(Oops)
There goes the dreams we used to say
(oops)
There goes the time we spent away
(oops)
There goes the love I had but you cheated on me
And thats worth that now
(oops)
There goes the house we made a home
(oops)
There goes you’ll never leave me alone
For all the lies you told
This is what you owe

Hey Ladies
When your man wanna get buckwild
Just go back and Hit ‘Em Up Style
Put your hands on his cash
And spend it to the last dime
For all the hard times
Oh
When you go then everything goes
From the crib to the ride and the clothes
So you better let him know that
If he messed up you gotta hit em up

While he was braggin
I was coming down the hill and just draggin
All his pictures and his clothes in the baggin
Sold everything else till there was just nothin left

And I paid
All the bills about a month too late
It’s a shame we have to play these games
The love we had just fades away, away

(Oops)
There goes the dreams we used to say
(oops)
There goes the time we spent away
(oops)
There goes the love I had but you cheated on me
And thats worth that now
(oops)
There goes the house we made a home
(oops)
There goes you’ll never leave me alone
For all the lies you told
This is what you owe

Hey Ladies
When your man wanna get buckwild
Just go back and Hit ‘Em Up Style
Put your hands on his cash
And spend it to the last dime
For all the hard times
Oh
When you go then everything goes
From the crib to the ride and the clothes
So you better let him know that
If he messed up you gotta hit em up

Repeat 1x

All of the dreams you sold
Left me out in the cold
What happened to the days when we used to trust each other
And all of the things I sold
Will take you until you get old
To get ‘em back without me
revenge is better than money you’ll see

Hey Ladies
When your man wanna get buckwild
Just go back and Hit ‘Em Up Style
Put your hands on his cash
And spend it to the last dime
For all the hard times
Oh
When you go then everything goes
From the crib to the ride and the clothes
So you better let him know that
If he messed up you gotta hit em up

CHORUS

—Blu Cantrell

[WayneS]

Wow. Hell REALLY DOES hath no fury...

[Charles Henrickson]

A scorned Australia woman is airing her husband's dirty laundry on a global scale by auctioning a picture of his mistress' underwear on eBay.

Down Under . . . wear.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

PING!

[Tamar1973]

I already told hubby that if he cheats on me, that I’ll be mad at her but PO’ed at him.

I won’t call her names or beat her up. I would thank her for taking out the trash and that she can have the sloppy seconds.

[martinidon]

I would hope they have been washed; skid marks can be a little stinky......

[Repeal The 17th]

Bob and Dave are just finished working out at the gym
They are in the locker room getting dressed to go home.
Bob is pulling on a pair of pantyhose.
Dave says, “Bob, how long have you been wearing pantyhose?”
Bob says, “Ever since my wife found them in my glove compartment.”
ba-dum-dum