Saudi Cleric: Nothing Makes Satan Happier Than "Bikini" Olympics-Allah off the Richter scale

MEMRI ^ | 8-13-08 | Sheikh Muhammad Al-Munajid

[MeanWestTexan]

God bless America

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

The Prophet Muhammad said: If you beat someone, avoid the face.

That's right. The evidence of beatings, stonings, and floggings must be hidden under layers of clothing instead so it can be hidden from the public eye. And let's not even bother talking about "honor killings".....

[ikka]

Even the promotion of the competitions is done by scantily clad women. This is done at the beginning of the match, in the middle, and at the end, or so I hear

Or so I hear ... yeah right!

[Ol' Dan Tucker]

Bush's other constituency. It looks like he's ready to join the jihad...

[nmh]

How come kidnapping Innocent people, of course NOT DURING PRAYER TIME and sawing their head off is okay.

How come they need to be all COVERED UP when they do this?

How come they video tape this and CELEBRATE this as wonderful?

Just where the hell do these evil people get off looking like their perverted beliefs” are superior to the hideous hypocrisy they spout?

[A CA Guy]

Wow, somebody doctored my wife’s picture and made her a blond.

[SJackson]

I suppose we should be pleased we through him out, but how did this guy get into the US in the first place. Not what we want interfacing with the American Muslim community.

[gop4lyf]

How much do yall want to bet this muslim “holy man” has Tivo’d each and every one of the “satanic” events so that they can “condemn” them again in the privacy of their own homes later.

[Mr. Jeeves]

Muhammad Al-Munajid is a ten-year-old boy, sniggering with the other ten-year-old boys in the tree fort about how gross girls’ bodies are. Islamic culture in general seems stuck at a pre-pubescent level.

[reagan_fanatic]

Do you ever get the impression that these ‘clerics’, once the microphones and cameras are turned off, immediately start looking for the nearest goat?

[Deb]

Satan may be happy, but somewhere in 72 Virginsland the Phrophet has a boner.

[E. Cartman]

Goat humping is OK.

A little understanding here, m'kay? You'd hump goats too if your women began looking like a hairy, homely Saddam Hussein when they turned thirty.

[weegee]

Western "beasts" use public toilets

Sounds like someone is full of fecal matter from NOT using public terlets.

No wonder he's so cranky.

[MeanWestTexan]

“Wow, somebody doctored my wife’s picture and made her a blond.”

So, what was it like being in Motely Crew, Mr. Sixx?

[weegee]

I don't think he'd be happy even if the women were dressed like this to play volleyball.

[M203M4]

Nothing makes satan happier than jihad, and that includes bikini jihad. Mr theocratic, puritanical dictator wannabe needs to get laid (not including children/pets/livestock).

[UCANSEE2]

Pretty funny.

According to the Bible, it is Satan that is responsible for ‘man’ having to wear clothes to begin with.

[onedoug]

Bush is way too friendly with these characters.

[A CA Guy]

Well she is due to have our baby boy September 4th.

I think it will be a few more months after that before she gets that similar figure back.