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Obama on Short List of Obama VP Picks
Scrappleface ^ | Scott Ott

Posted on 08/12/2008 10:45:13 AM PDT by Sub-Driver

Obama on Short List of Obama VP Picks by Scott Ott for ScrappleFace · 15 Comments

(2008-08-12) — While Democrat presidential hopeful Sen. Barack Obama allegedly vacations in Hawaii with family, sources close to his campaign said he’s actually spending the time in long meetings with the man some claim leads the race to become his running mate — Barack Obama.

Sources said Sen. Obama quickly moved to the top of his own VP short list because the most important attribute of a vice president is his ability to step in as commander in chief should the president become incapacitated.

“When the presumptive nominee looked at the Democrat field, he realized that he was the only one, other than Hillary Clinton, who had ‘acting president’ experience,” an unnamed insider said. “He looks presidential, and he’s the only one whose loyalty to Obama has been proven.”

A spokesman for the Democrat National Committee said, “Obama has the right to choose whomever he wants. Selecting Sen. Obama as his running mate would send a clear signal that he’s not only the most qualified Democrat to be president, but he’s also the only Democrat worthy to succeed him.”

The running mate announcement could come at any time. Insiders said the only factor delaying the pick is the candidate’s uncertainty over whether Democrat voters are ready for a black vice president.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: 2008veep; obama; ott; satire
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1 posted on 08/12/2008 10:45:13 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
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To: Sub-Driver

My best guess? Carolyn Kennedy.

You heard it here first.


2 posted on 08/12/2008 10:48:51 AM PDT by TC Rider (The United States Constitution - 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: TC Rider

I was thinking the very same thing just a few months back....


3 posted on 08/12/2008 10:50:32 AM PDT by LadyBuzz
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To: Sub-Driver

Of course, the speaker of the house could run the show for those three days He might be gone.


4 posted on 08/12/2008 10:51:23 AM PDT by caseinpoint (Don't get thickly involved in thin things)
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To: TC Rider

Michelle — your retinal cells were tickled by these pixels first.


5 posted on 08/12/2008 10:52:23 AM PDT by bvw
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To: Sub-Driver
“When the presumptive nominee looked at the Democrat field, he realized that he was the only one, other than Hillary Clinton, who had ‘acting president’ experience,”...

Ha, ha! Humor is based upon a kernel of truth.

6 posted on 08/12/2008 10:55:02 AM PDT by Obadiah (I remember when the climate never changed, then Bush stole the election.)
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To: TC Rider

Nope. Brings no “gravitas” to the table. That would make 2 on theticket that had absolutely zero qualifications to be president. Besides, MA is already in the bag.


7 posted on 08/12/2008 10:56:55 AM PDT by Obadiah (I remember when the climate never changed, then Bush stole the election.)
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To: Sub-Driver

Well he is the most popular celebrity in the world. What a dream ticket for the dems.


8 posted on 08/12/2008 10:57:33 AM PDT by Proud_USA_Republican (We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. - Hillary Clinton)
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To: Sub-Driver

Never happen. They disagree too much.


9 posted on 08/12/2008 11:19:34 AM PDT by Jaxter (Everything I needed to know about Obama I learned by Googling "Black Liberation Theology".)
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To: Obadiah
Brings no “gravitas” to the table.

You could add two tons of ballast to Obama and he'd lack gravitas. The man is anti-gravitas.   ;-)

10 posted on 08/12/2008 11:20:28 AM PDT by 6SJ7
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To: Sub-Driver

Michelle Obama would better balance the ticket with the radical (black) feminist vote almost assured.


11 posted on 08/12/2008 11:20:39 AM PDT by wildbill
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To: Sub-Driver
“When the presumptive nominee looked at the Democrat field, he realized that he was the only one, other than Hillary Clinton, who had ‘acting president’ experience,”

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LOL!

12 posted on 08/12/2008 11:21:19 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Sub-Driver
"....he’s actually spending the time in long meetings with the man some claim leads the race to become his running mate — Barack Obama.


Barack and his VP on Campaign Trail

13 posted on 08/12/2008 11:25:38 AM PDT by Spunky (You are free to make choices, but not free from the consequences)
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To: Sub-Driver

I guess he is the one he’s been waiting for...


14 posted on 08/12/2008 11:40:29 AM PDT by Unam Sanctam
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To: 6SJ7

ROFL!


15 posted on 08/12/2008 12:11:35 PM PDT by Obadiah (I remember when the climate never changed, then Bush stole the election.)
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To: Sub-Driver
I'm surprised he doesn't chose Michelle Robinson "Obama" Soetoro . . . AFTER he gets his name change thing worked out in Hawaii.

He's been using a false name and a false identity if he hasn't legally changed his name to Barack Hussein Obama Jr (or II, depending on the COLB of choice-fraudulent or ??). So why doesn't someone challenge him on this? His academic work using a fake name is just like plagiarizing, isn't it? He signed mortgages, loans, legal documents with a name that doesn't or didn't yet belong to him. Seems to me someone should file a class action lawsuit and force his hand to provide his certified birth certificate.

How can anyone trust a man who lies about his name? How weak a person does it take to assume a name illegally? Guess we know.

16 posted on 08/12/2008 12:32:31 PM PDT by HighlyOpinionated (The World is a Tragedy for Those Who Feel (Democrats) but a Comedy to Those Who Think (Republicans).)
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