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Why L.A. Should Be Pushed Into The Sea
Pajamas Media ^ | August 8, 2008 | Richard Miniter

Posted on 08/11/2008 7:11:30 AM PDT by yankeedame

Why L.A. Should Be Pushed Into The Sea

August 8, 2008 - by Richard Miniter

In the 1950s, the most puritanical place in America was somewhere in Kansas. Today it is Los Angeles.

Exhibit A: A proposal by the L.A. city council to ban smoking outdoors. Outdoors. Say on a patio or hotel balcony.

Puritans are people who want to live according to a strict moral code of their own devising and want to make you live their way too.

The first round of Puritans murdered their king, Charles I, and ignited the English Civil War, which left many cities aflame and thousands dead.

The next wave of Puritans nearly starved half of their number to death in a botched attempt at communal farming and (later) killed the Indians who had fed them one cold November afternoon. Next, came the infamous Salem witch trials (which find their echo on politically correct campuses today).

Held at bay for almost a century of progress, the Puritans roared back with a long campaign for prohibition. They finally got their way, with legislative maneuvers that Machiavelli would envy, and Prohibition passed in 1919.

The result: the emergence of organized crime, the corruption of police, high officials and normal people, a tsunami of gangster attacks and the idea–new at the time–that ordinary citizens didn’t have to obey every law. The level of lawlessness has not yet retreated below its 1919 level.

And, of course, the end of Prohibition, helped bring the New Deal. But the Puritans were not done. Their children grew their hair long and sampled LSD, but had the same attitudes. America should not be able to test its atomic weapons. Invasions by communist armies of our democratic allies should be treated as “civil wars” and ignored.

At first, they were simply Puritanical in their foreign policy, but, as they aged, the authoritarianism came home.

When I wrote in the 1990s that smoking bans would be followed by wars on fatty foods and coffee, people laughed. Rhetorical excess. When I insisted I was serious, they smiled as if at an infant.

(When Chicago banned fois gras and New York targeted trans-fats, no one called to apologize.)

The modern form, what I call ”hippie-Puritanism,” has one innovation: it is godless. That means that the last check of Puritan ambition is gone.

With God went the idea that other people are ends, not means. The rest of us are simply extras in their private movie of moral vanity.

Now L.A. and a host of other cities (some disturbingly east of the earthquake zone) are considering outdoor smoking bans. They have already banned smoking in offices, eateries, bars and beaches. Outdoors is next. Followed by a ban on smoking in your private car.

What is behind this Puritan impulse? Public health, you say. Well, that is what they always say.

Witches were problems of moral health (the witches, not the witch hunters’, mind you) and alcohol was destructive to mind, body and society. Of course smoking and eating excessively can have negative health consequences.

But Puritans have to morals of slaughterhouse operators: they want the cows to go to their deaths perfectly healthy. What does it matter if they were bored?

Puritanism, and those who are cowed before it, ignore the key question: Who decides? Who decides if a goose’s displeasure is better avoided than my displeasure at being deprived of fois gras? Who decides if a passerby’s momentary displeasure is of more value than my hour with a Churchill?

At the metaphysical level, these debates could go on forever. But on the practical level, the solution is simple: the owner of the property makes the rules.

When government became unlimited and this simple understanding of private property was lost, the stage for social civil war was set.

As usual, the Puritans are the aggressors. In the name of peace, the rest of us keep surrendering. At some point, enough people will realize they have run out of room.

That moment may come with Obama’s plan for a nationwide smoking ban.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; US: California
KEYWORDS: foisgras; govwatch; losangeles; nannystate; pufflist

1 posted on 08/11/2008 7:11:30 AM PDT by yankeedame
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To: yankeedame

That moment may come with Obama’s plan for a nationwide smoking ban.

This is the first I’ve heard of this..


2 posted on 08/11/2008 7:15:32 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (I'm a Patriot Guard Rider. www.patriotguard.org for info.)
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To: yankeedame

They don't want you to get sick...................ever!.................

3 posted on 08/11/2008 7:17:38 AM PDT by Red Badger (All that carbon in all that oil and coal was once in the atmosphere. We're just putting it back.....)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Obama nationwide smoking ban? He’s a 2-pack a day man.


4 posted on 08/11/2008 7:18:35 AM PDT by PaleoBob
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To: PaleoBob

I know, but please remember that to a liberal, it’s do as I say, not as I do..it’s only the little people that won’t be allowed..


5 posted on 08/11/2008 7:26:17 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (I'm a Patriot Guard Rider. www.patriotguard.org for info.)
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To: Red Badger

Exactly...so that their socialist health care will continue to function on its respirator.


6 posted on 08/11/2008 7:30:45 AM PDT by AntiKev ("The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena." - Carl Sagan)
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To: yankeedame
This line :

The rest of us are simply extras in their private movie of moral vanity

might make a good tagline.

7 posted on 08/11/2008 7:33:42 AM PDT by Verloona Ti (To left/liberals , the rest of us are simply extras in their private movie of moral vanity.)
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To: AntiKev

I call it Puritanical Socialism. The very people who used to say “keep out of my bedroom” etc are now telling us how to live our lives without morals. It used to be primarily the old areas of the NE and Upper Midwest, but now has spread to CA and elsewhere.


8 posted on 08/11/2008 7:36:00 AM PDT by Oldexpat (Drill Here, Drill There..we must drill everywhere.)
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To: yankeedame

Add Frisco and Berserkeley to the list!


9 posted on 08/11/2008 7:37:44 AM PDT by JimRed ("Hey, hey, Teddy K., how many girls did you drown today?" TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
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To: PaleoBob
Obama nationwide smoking ban? He’s a 2-pack a day man.

"What's good for me is not good for thee".
"Do as I say, not as I do".
"All hail the vanguard of the proletariat".
"I didn't have sex with that woman".

All kind of fits, doesn't it?

10 posted on 08/11/2008 8:15:05 AM PDT by bassmaner (Hey commies: I am a white male, and I am guilty of NOTHING! Sell your 'white guilt' elsewhere.)
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To: yankeedame
<1> Just go down into the sewer line and subway tunnel [co-located]...

(2) Unhinge the continental shelf locking pins....

(3) Hang a 25hp Evinrude on the edge of the county boundary...
[TECHNICAL NOTE: It doesn't take a lot of power to float so much BS]

C y'all... have a good sail..

Beach front property in Fullerton... amazing....

11 posted on 08/11/2008 8:46:46 AM PDT by Wings-n-Wind (The main things are the plain things!)
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