Posted on 08/06/2008 2:14:57 PM PDT by rface
CLICK THE PICTURE FOR VIDEO OF PLAN: I support the Paris Hilton Energy Plan ..... I am not kidding....
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As you probably know by now, the 2008 US presidential campaign became a three-way race Tuesday, as Paris Hilton, irked by John McCains use of her image as electoral fodder, threw her hat in the ring.
Ms. Hilton declared her candidacy on Will Ferrells website.
The video shows the blonde socialite lounging by a pool in a leopard-print swimsuit and high heels at her home in the Hamptons as she announces that she is, Like, totally ready to lead. After pausing briefly to finish reading an article in Condé Nast Traveller on where to fly to to get the best tan, Hilton outlines her energy policy:
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says Paris Hilton:.... Barack wants to focus on new technologies to cut foreign-oil dependency, and McCain wants offshore drilling. Well, why dont we do a hybrid of both candidates ideas? We can do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight, while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars. That way, the offshore drilling carries us until the new technologies kick in, which will then create new jobs and energy independence. Energy crisis solved.
(Apparently, she recited all this without cue cards.)
(Excerpt) Read more at features.csmonitor.com ...
More tax incentives to Detroit? more of our oney down the drain?
Com’on you guys - people are begging for more hybrids. Detroit doesn’t need tax incentives. They need to kick the union monkey off their backs.
Drill now drill everywhere.
I think he should say she's on the "short list" ..... that would kick Obama's ass
That whore can stick her plan where the sun doesn’t shine.
Drill on and off shore without restrictions and build refineries.
Build nuke power plants and eliminate gas fired generators
Electric Tonka Toys are for fools!
Eliminate all government subsidies for alternate energy scams.
A President has to be at least 35 years of age. Paris I hope when you reach that age you still look good
Hmmmmm, if friction equals heat and heat can create energy, then I say "Paris, come on over to my house and forget the KY...Lets save the planet!"
I heard she is now officially in the race for President. Paris Hilton’s slogan is “Oh My God! I’m totally ready to lead!”
Miz Hilton is a big proponent of drilling.
I heard that the body of the Montauk Monster had been kidnapped.
I see that they found it again.
Look, let's be civil here. While Paris is just another Hollywood celebrity, her video & commentary was pretty cute. It was McCain, after all, who brought her into this.
I think she's maturing and growing up a bit. She couldn't help it if she was born with a silver spoon. Hell I'd be partying too nonstop in my 20s if I inherited money.
Probably as well as T. Boone’s plan and for a lot less money.
That picture of her is stunning! Whoever took that picture sure knows what he is doing. She looks absolutely beautiful!
Paris has more ENERGY in her quivering little.........finger, than that other guy could imagine.
Sigh.
Bimbo alert! Bimbo alert!
good thing there’s no picture of me in some similar situation.......
They have videotape of me ;-)
...good idea Paris, but if you haven’t noticed drilling for oil off the coast is AGAINST THE LAW. Moreover, instead of letting free enterprise inventors come up with more efficient power sources, the government is going to dump millions in grants to “scientists” who’ll sit around and do pretty much nothing.
Yeah - it’s a really simple idea, the problem is liberal politicians got involved.
That’s hot!
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