Posted on 08/06/2008 2:14:57 PM PDT by rface
CLICK THE PICTURE FOR VIDEO OF PLAN: I support the Paris Hilton Energy Plan ..... I am not kidding....
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As you probably know by now, the 2008 US presidential campaign became a three-way race Tuesday, as Paris Hilton, irked by John McCain’s use of her image as electoral fodder, threw her hat in the ring.
Ms. Hilton declared her candidacy on Will Ferrell’s website.
The video shows the blonde socialite lounging by a pool in a leopard-print swimsuit and high heels at her home in the Hamptons as she announces that she is, “Like, totally ready to lead.” After pausing briefly to finish reading an article in Condé Nast Traveller on where to fly to to get the best tan, Hilton outlines her energy policy:
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says Paris Hilton:.... Barack wants to focus on new technologies to cut foreign-oil dependency, and McCain wants offshore drilling. Well, why don’t we do a hybrid of both candidates’ ideas? We can do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight, while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars. That way, the offshore drilling carries us until the new technologies kick in, which will then create new jobs and energy independence. Energy crisis solved.
(Apparently, she recited all this without cue cards.)
(Excerpt) Read more at features.csmonitor.com ...
Did you watch the video? You guys are very close in ideas. Scary ain’t it!!1
That means gutting the regulations down to those that are really needed, and allowing oil companies to drill.
We do not need more government subsidies for politically correct alternative energy technologies. Let the market decide which technologies have merit and which don't rather than having legislators force us down paths that favor their constituents or their favorite lobbyists most.
She does seem to have more of a clue than Obama, so maybe McCain does owe her an apology somewhat.
All these goofy energy plans are driving me nuts. They remind me of all the stupid fad diets you hear about. The answer is eat less and exercise...DUHH..and drill more and use less. Simple.
Got to give the bimb.....er....young lady credit for having a sense of humor.
Lanny Davis said to day on Cavuto that he agreed with Paris Hilton when she said she was responsible for global warming....she’s hot
This was the only time the man did not come off as pure unadulterated sleeze
The problem with the plan is it doesn’t make incentives for the right thing. Instead of trying to get companies to build a slew of electric cars running on current dirty battery technology, how about broad-based fuel replacement incentives that cover everything from microalgae farms to efficient nuclear power plants? How about instead of hitching your plan to one technology like hybrid or electric cars, make incentives for every type of alternate locomotion, including flywheel energy storage and alternate paths within communities to accommodate smaller, 30mph max vehicles that don’t have to pass 60mph crash safety tests against an SUV.
It was a cute ad; I hadn’t pictured Supertramp as a comedienne!
With Britney Spears in the Mickey Mouse Club, and Paris Hilton in her movie and commercials, they both have vastly more professional experience than Obama’s 145 days in the US Senate.
Sadly Paris only 27 years old and is not able to meet the constitutional requirements
See previous post. A couple of more election cycles. Maybe :)
Pickens irritates me no end, but there is a use for wind power. Instead of loading the grid with its juice, invert the energy into recharging hybrid batters. Have trucks on routes dropping off your drained batts and picking up your charged ones.
Her beauty may be skin deep, but she a skank down to the bone.
See you at the debates bitches. LOL.
As posted on a Paris Hilton thread.
Any plan T Boone puts foward is sure to be good for .... T. Boone.
The blond thinks Electricity grows on trees. She's gonna have a problem driving her Hybrid to Maui to get a tan.
It could be a boon for John and Paris if properly spun
Of course the hate everything since 1955 Freepers will not like it and the Brigadeers who hate everything after 1935 will absolutely unequivocally hate it.
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