Posted on 08/06/2008 8:27:17 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy, and Chief of the Patriotism Police. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Oh. I wonder why women really do live longer....must be because we do SOooooooooooooo much that it like exercising constantly....which keeps the motor running nice and smooth. Men are usually lazy and drink alot of beer.
Uh oh....Mines gonna blow.
Don’t make me get the letter out!!
Let say my bill goes to $40 a month. $3500/40= 87.5 months....which is 7.29 years. The tank lasts how long? I would MAYBE break even.
swattin llorts is like stompin pissants
I was just thinking about this in terms of the usual late-night comics' and Saturday Night Live's contributions to the political banter. Are they afraid to make fun of Obama, or have they been going at it? I don't watch any of these anymore, but I know a significant portion of the youth get their news that way.
It seems like the writers for those shows would actually want McCain to win, so they don't have to be *sensitive* when they write their jokes. After all, it's just fine to make fun of all aspects of an "old white man."
I know from experience.
He said it will last twenty years so long as you do the maintenance, but most people won’t do the simple maintenance.
You know I never thought about it....mine is 10 years old now because I had it put in when I moved in 10 years ago. I should seriously do that. Why wait for a disaster...thanks for bringing it up.
Oh now there’s maintenance.....just gets more and more expensive. :) I suppose it would be worth it for more people in the house...
Speaking of disasters. I came home one day from a long day at work to find my house flooded —3 to 4 inches of water ..... My washer hose broke and it was like a waterfall against the wall....all day long..... Those need to be replaced too.....I learned that from experience too. LOL.
Man; If my work doesn’t slow down I’m going to go through Rush withdrawl. :-(
carful there.....talkin logic to wimmens costs us men 8 years of life!!!!!!!
That’s awesome!
You could boil water on a wood burning stove. THey last hundreds of years.
All night you prepped for a ahow about tire pressure and not a word about the execution of Medellin. This was actually a pretty big deal considering the World Court asked for it to be delayed.
“Anyone who doesn’t vote for the Messiah is racist.”—Rush
“I was just thinking about this in terms of the usual late-night comics’ and Saturday Night Live’s contributions to the political banter. Are they afraid to make fun of Obama, or have they been going at it? I don’t watch any of these anymore...” ~ Elvina
What Rush said is what I said back in March:
Excerpt:
“Obama before the election:
“You will be able to absolve yourselves of your guilt for slavery if you elect me. I can make you innocent.”
Obama after he wins (cough, cough) the election:
“Now you have been washed and have become clean. My wife, the First Lady, approves of at least 1/2 of the American people for the first time in her life. So here is what you must do so as not to become backsliders. You may not seriously criticize any of my policies, or you will be in danger of falling back into racism and /or uncle-tomism. My first order of business when I am sworn in will be to sign an Executive Order requiring mandatory sensitivity training classes that my wife is preparing for the other 1/2 of the American people who obviously lack an important understanding resulting in their not choosing me when they had the chance.”
153 posted on 03/27/2008 12:43:52 PM EDT by Matchett-PI
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1992503/posts?page=153#153
bttt
We don’t have gas lines in south florida.....
I’ll look into it...I really have to get a new one now.
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