San Francisco plan to inspect residents' garbage

mercury news ^ | Aug 1, 2008 | The Associated Press

[Jim Robinson]

Now hear this:

According to the The Associated Press, the gay city's Mayor Gavin Newsom has proposed inspecting its residents' garbage. Anyone not properly sorting their garbage will be fined. Do it again and you'll face delousing or perhaps beheading.

That is all.

[Hardastarboard]

They’ve been doing this in Germany for years, to make sure you’re not throwing away anything that should be recycled.

[mkjessup]

After removing any and all papers that might identify the origin of the garbage, homeowners should put their garbage into big boxes, address them to Mayor Newsom at City Hall, NO return address, and leave them at the local post office during the night with the box marked “C.O.D.” - I guarantee the post office won’t keep them or dispose of them, hey - it’s the U.S. mails, right?

But that fool Newsom will get the message.

[mkjessup]

Eleven years and millions of posts on FreeRepublic and it always comes back to;
LIBERALS SUCK

If they would just confine themselves to that, they would begin to die off eventually.

[Liz]

Yo, Gavin, hope this helps. Just spray it in in your body cavities.

[XR7]

More Big Brotherism:

Seattle City Council passes ordinance requiring "food scrap" recycling/composting,
and a grocery bag tax (20 cents a bag).

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2003792483_recycling17m.html

[Force of Truth]

More great news out the the gayest city I've ever heard of.

[Gilbo_3]

So, who sorts the recyclables?

God ???

they prolly ALL go straight to the landfill together, I seen the local news crews follow em around and film em dumpin it...money game, thats all...

[Gilbo_3]

on their backs for life.

eeeeewwwweeee, butt that IS what they like after all...

[meandog]

Typical garbage of San Francisco:

I liter of Château Pétrus '79
Jar of half-full Pacific oysters
Caviar tin
Half-eaten remains of patte-de-foix-grois
Box of Rice-a-Roni
Glass jar of KY
Well-worn paperback of Dr. Alex Comfort's "Joy of Gay Sex"
Printed copies of Huffington Post, Daily Kos and Move-On.Org articles neatly stacked for recycle along with San Francisco Chronicle.
One dead gerbil wrapped in silk stocking and tied with pink ribbon.
One "Butt Plug"
CD of "Brokeback Mountain".
8-track casette of various Broadway show tunes.
Complete makeup kit from Mabeline
Well-worn negligee with suspicious holes cut out.
Many punctured photo of President bush along with old dart set....and...

...printed e-mail traffic about how much "Brucie-boy hates FReepers"!

[ridesthemiles]

Great—
San Francisco is going broke, also, so now they are creating more laws which will require more city employees.....

“Any Twosome Newsome” is on a roll, isn’t he?