Posted on 07/29/2008 10:52:55 AM PDT by doug from upland
No matter how mean I am to her, Hillary Clinton keeps reaching out to me. Maybe I have misjudged her. Apparently, she has forgiven me for HILLARY UNCENSORED! and the fact that over 8 million people saw the 13-min clip on the Internet.
She has now invited me for dinner under the stars. Is it a plan to kidnap me and dump my body in the park? Will Sid Blumenthal be there with an icepick? Will I be taken to meet her in a private plane that crashes? Will my naked body be found in a Department of Commerce office? No, I don't think so. I think she is really going for my support in 2012. If I go, I have so many uncomfortable questions for her. What do you think?
I don’t think I have ever issued an invitation like this. Come for dinner and bring your checkbook. The food is free but it is gonna cost ya!
Fine, sweetie, just extremely busy. Thanks for asking! Trust all is well with you.
xo
(Thanks again for the chuckles... the log-in names are killing me.)
I think she meant dinner under the starfish.
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Take a close look. There’s an “enter without donating” link way at the bottom.
I just wonder whether one of the “small vendors” is “Bill from Chapaqua”. Just where are Bill and Hill in the queue of folks who need to be paid back.
I got on her emailing list way back when the campaign was folding up its tent. She asked people to tell her how she felt, so I posted a note saying she was acting like a power hungry psychopath. Apparently, they don’t bother to actually read the stuff people send in, just extract the name and email address. I’ve received 3 emails asking for money, each more funny - and humiliating - than the one before it.
Next to the DOJ sex offender database, the biggest humor feature on the internet!!!
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