Posted on 07/25/2008 11:02:59 AM PDT by Areopagus
The elephant is closed on Wednesdays
this is proof of the thesis if you get enough monkees with typewriters, eventually one of them will put out a senseless rant.
“enjoy one of Areopagus’ little toys”
Thank You!
Now on my favorites list. I will try not to abuse it, here, at least, too often.
:)
“My complaint about Film Actors Guild (FAG)
The following letter is inspired by a quote from Thomas Paine: “He who dares not offend cannot be honest.” In the first place, if I didn’t think Film Actors Guild (FAG) would flush all my hopes and dreams down the toilet, I wouldn’t say that it would not hesitate to slander those who are most systematically undervalued, underpaid, underemployed, underfinanced, underinsured, underrated, and otherwise underserved and undermined as undeserving and underclass if it felt it could benefit from doing so. The two things I just mentioned — the way that I can no longer brook Film Actors Guild (FAG)’s narrow-minded claims and the fact that it’s not a question of if but only of when it will lay the foundation for some serious mischief — may sound like they’re completely unrelated, but they’re not. The common link is that it appears to have found a new tool to use to help it deploy enormous resources in a war of attrition against helpless citizens. That tool is gnosticism, and if you watch it wield it, you’ll unmistakably see why it is on some sort of thesaurus-fueled rampage. Every sentence Film Actors Guild (FAG) writes is filled with needlessly long words like “philosophicotheological” and “indistinguishableness”. Either it is deliberately trying to confuse us or else it’s secretly scheming to create massive civil unrest.
Film Actors Guild (FAG) says that everyone would be a lot safer if it were to monitor all of our personal communications and financial transactions — even our library records. Why on Earth does Film Actors Guild (FAG) need to monitor our library records? The answer is almost totally obvious — this isn’t rocket science, you know. The key is that an understanding of the damage that may be caused by Film Actors Guild (FAG)’s mealymouthed conclusions isn’t something I expect everyone to develop the first time they hear about it. That’s why I write over and over again and from so many different angles about how Film Actors Guild (FAG) demands that we make a choice. Either we let it blame our societal problems on handy scapegoats or it’ll manipulate the public like a puppet dangling from strings. This “choice” exemplifies what is commonly known as a “false dichotomy” or “the fallacy of the excluded middle” because it denies other alternatives, such as that once you understand Film Actors Guild (FAG)’s snow jobs, you have a responsibility to do something about them. To know, to understand, and not to act, is an egregious sin of omission. It is the sin of silence. It is the sin of letting Film Actors Guild (FAG) condemn innocent people to death.
I must point out that Film Actors Guild (FAG) has, at times, called me “short-sighted” or “hypocritical”. Such contemptuous name-calling has passed far beyond the stage of being infantile but harmless. It has the capacity to create a climate of intimidation. We wouldn’t currently have a problem with quislingism if it weren’t for Film Actors Guild (FAG). Although it created the problem, aggravated the problem, and escalated the problem, Film Actors Guild (FAG) insists that it can solve the problem if we just grant it more power. How naïve does it think we are? Truly, I have some of Film Actors Guild (FAG)’s writings in front of me right now. In one of them, Film Actors Guild (FAG) maintains that coercion in the name of liberty is a valid use of state power. If you don’t find that shocking then consider that this has been documented repeatedly. Now that that’s cleared up, I’ll continue with what I was saying before, that it and its foot soldiers pay little or no attention to the negative impact that interventionism will have on our daily lives. That much is crystal clear. But did you know that if Film Actors Guild (FAG)’s disciples are frightened that Film Actors Guild (FAG) might create a sick, snippy world of guilt and shame by the next full moon, they have only themselves to blame? That’s why I’m telling you that if I withheld my feelings on this matter, I’d be no less pernicious than Film Actors Guild (FAG). Anyway, that’s it for this letter. Let Film Actors Guild (FAG) read it and weep.
Signed, Alec Baldwin”
BUMP!
“we are very entertained laughing at the incoherent rambling.”
Hey, That’s not fair. He had a good point, and was making it well. It was ..... damn. I have no idea what the heck he was talking about.
But, he mentioned Alice In Wonderland, and I like that.
I heard he got banned.
Don’t know what for.
My advice, patent it now.
LOL!!
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My Viking Kitty .gif is going to waste :-(
Glock 17 with AAC Evolution 9 supressor. Girl not available.
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