A Scenario

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[Doomonyou]

Drugs before noon is a no-no.

[MHGinTN]

[Bob J]

Only Dorks Use...ahhh...Dork.

[rbmillerjr]

Let me guess. Lo, MessiahBama sent us into the wilderness to teach of socialism, global worldism, and forget our troopism.

To the four corners of the world, the word will be taken. Even ye into Sodom and Gomorah, it shall pass. We speaketh of green pastures and Global Warmism, don’t Drillism and Driving 55 ism. Let not truth enter as thy Sodomites will speak of such science as lowered temperatures with skyrocketing CO2 ism. This truth is not truth yet blasphemy of the way of Mother Earth, our guiding Alpha and Omega.

Prepare to be martyrs for your Earth and Crystals religion. The Profits AlGorism and throw away thy SUVs, 10 years hence no carbonism. Make them repent of their self-defensism and limited governmentism....alas the ObamaMessiah is upon us, carried in by Germanic National Socialism’s seed of diluted messianic leftism.

[backhoe]

You sure get around, but...

[grellis]

To reiterate the main message of this letter, like an intellectually challenged warlord, Admin Moderator will surely pursue a self-absorbed agenda under the guise of false concern for the environment, poverty, civil rights, or whatever.

There. Now you make something approaching sense.

[jmc813]

It came from a tool called ‘the rant generator’ where you put in a term and it generates a nonsense rant.

The Scientologists used to flood USENET groups with a tool like that back in the day.

[jmc813]

That looks yummy.

[muleskinner]

Were you here during the early primaries? Rudy supporters were routinely booted.

[Pistolshot]

[Liberty Valance]

[BykrBayb]

Fancy meetin’ you here. Next time you come across something this ridiculous, ping me.

[TexasNative2000]

Correction:

"Shut up", he explained.

Ring Lardner

[jmc813]

Were you here during the early primaries? Rudy supporters were routinely booted.

That's because FR is a conservative forum and Rudy ain't conservative. Supporters of all of the other guys were free to post whatever they liked. Even us Paultards are tolerated.

[WakeUpAndVote]

[mnehring]

It came from a tool called ‘the rant generator’ where you put in a term and it generates a nonsense rant.

The Scientologists used to flood USENET groups with a tool like that back in the day.

I wonder if he actually expected anyone to fall for it?

[Bob J]

No offense but this is going to be you for the next 12 hours...

Don't mess with FR, it ain't a playground

[mnehring]

Were you here during the early primaries? Rudy supporters were routinely booted.

They weren't booted for supporting Rudy, many Rudy supporters are still around. The ones that where booted (and that thread is still available) where acting like a**holes, asking for it. I am surprised how much patience the mods have, they kept warning them over and over and gave them second, third, and fourth chances.

[rabscuttle385]

for the delicious treat.

[MarineBrat]

This won't last much longer!