Posted on 07/25/2008 5:17:03 AM PDT by Joiseydude
And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.
The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.
When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?
(Excerpt) Read more at timesonline.co.uk ...
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
Hey, making fun of Obama is off limits.
Hillarious!
I couldn’t stop LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF!
I sent this to every Obamacon I know!
This was the Brits. It is ok for anybody but Americans to make fun of Obama.....I think.
...and RACIST!!!
I thought it was a bit laboured, but "Gordon the Leper" is spot-on.
Yes, this article does capture the nature of the Obama true believers. I tried this a.m. to get an idea of how people understood the speech by reading the NYT, WP and WSJ. No help.
Everyone says the words were wonderful, but they don’t understand what they augur for. One pundit summed it up by saying, Obama was asking Germany for more financial and military help in Afghanistan. Good luck! He will need it.
Do yourself a favor and read the whole article. Funniest thing I have read in months. Those Brits can really do satire.
The graphic below shows, the only difference between o-B-ama and o-S-ama is just a bit of B.S.
LOL
This article is brilliant! And hilarious.
Pure brilliance. King Bill the Priapic.....LMAO. This was one of the best articles I’ve read in a long, long time.
bookmarking for later reading, LOL!
I heard he was born in a manger and was visited by three Kings.
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SEND THIS TO EVERY OBAMACON YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is very funny !!!
A long read, but worth every minute.
Sen. Osama has to be aware of The Clinton Body Count.
Mrs. Bill Clinton could ride in on her white horse to avenge...
"At the mention of his name they quickly laid aside their intrigues and beat their uranium swords into civil nuclear energy ploughshares."
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And they told of strange and wondrous things that greeted the news of the Child's journey. Around the world, global temperatures began to decline, and the ocean levels fell and the great warming was over.
Whoever wrote this is a genius. And I say that as an American watching from the sidelines...I'm not subjected to the Obama adoration 24/7, but had a good taste of it yesterday,just listening to the coverage on talk radio of his Berlin speech.
Grandpa Dave, I like your collection of pics there.
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