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From The TimesJuly 25, 2008 He ventured forth to bring light to the world
The Times of London ^ | July 25, 2008 | Gerard Baker

Posted on 07/25/2008 5:17:03 AM PDT by Joiseydude

And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.

The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.

When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?”

(Excerpt) Read more at timesonline.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Extended News; Germany; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: freepun; obama; obamamessiah; obamasbigadventure; obamavisit; tour; victorycolumn
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The rest of this article is hilarious.
1 posted on 07/25/2008 5:17:03 AM PDT by Joiseydude
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To: Joiseydude
The Messiah's Gospel... will the Passion Act be about His Ascension or His Crucifixion?

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

2 posted on 07/25/2008 5:18:20 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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To: Joiseydude

Hey, making fun of Obama is off limits.


3 posted on 07/25/2008 5:19:03 AM PDT by popdonnelly (Boycott Washington D.C. until they allow gun ownership)
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To: Joiseydude

Hillarious!

I couldn’t stop LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF!

I sent this to every Obamacon I know!


4 posted on 07/25/2008 5:20:12 AM PDT by HD1200
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To: popdonnelly

This was the Brits. It is ok for anybody but Americans to make fun of Obama.....I think.


5 posted on 07/25/2008 5:21:06 AM PDT by HD1200
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To: popdonnelly
"Hey, making fun of Obama is off limits."

...and RACIST!!!

6 posted on 07/25/2008 5:21:13 AM PDT by libs_kma (NOBAMA. Keep the change)
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To: Joiseydude
There he was welcomed with open arms by the once great prophet Blair and his successor, Gordon the Leper

I thought it was a bit laboured, but "Gordon the Leper" is spot-on.

7 posted on 07/25/2008 5:21:52 AM PDT by agere_contra
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To: Joiseydude

Yes, this article does capture the nature of the Obama true believers. I tried this a.m. to get an idea of how people understood the speech by reading the NYT, WP and WSJ. No help.

Everyone says the words were wonderful, but they don’t understand what they augur for. One pundit summed it up by saying, Obama was asking Germany for more financial and military help in Afghanistan. Good luck! He will need it.


8 posted on 07/25/2008 5:22:44 AM PDT by shrinkermd
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To: Joiseydude

Do yourself a favor and read the whole article. Funniest thing I have read in months. Those Brits can really do satire.


9 posted on 07/25/2008 5:24:19 AM PDT by Ford4000
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To: Joiseydude
Just stop this stupid and outdated technicality of an Election. Osama/bama is now our FUERHER, er president of America and the entire world.

The graphic below shows, the only difference between o-B-ama and o-S-ama is just a bit of B.S.


10 posted on 07/25/2008 5:27:23 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (Obama gets the special-ed treatment as our untouchable affirmative action candidate)
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To: Joiseydude
the Prophet Jeremiah

LOL

11 posted on 07/25/2008 5:27:36 AM PDT by iowamark
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To: Joiseydude

This article is brilliant! And hilarious.


12 posted on 07/25/2008 5:27:50 AM PDT by autumnraine
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To: Joiseydude

Pure brilliance. King Bill the Priapic.....LMAO. This was one of the best articles I’ve read in a long, long time.


13 posted on 07/25/2008 5:29:32 AM PDT by jgilbert63
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To: Joiseydude

bookmarking for later reading, LOL!


14 posted on 07/25/2008 5:31:27 AM PDT by proud American in Canada ("We can, and we will prevail.")
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To: Joiseydude

I heard he was born in a manger and was visited by three Kings.


15 posted on 07/25/2008 5:31:39 AM PDT by Hacklehead (Crush the liberals, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the hippies.)
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To: All

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SEND THIS TO EVERY OBAMACON YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


16 posted on 07/25/2008 5:32:20 AM PDT by HD1200
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To: goldstategop

This is very funny !!!

A long read, but worth every minute.


17 posted on 07/25/2008 5:38:07 AM PDT by Ouderkirk (I will not vote for Obama not because he is black, but because he is RED)
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To: goldstategop
His Crucifixion?

Sen. Osama has to be aware of The Clinton Body Count.

Mrs. Bill Clinton could ride in on her white horse to avenge...

18 posted on 07/25/2008 5:38:30 AM PDT by kcm.org (Conservatives bashing Sen. McCain has Ronald Reagan spinning in his grave!!!)
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To: Joiseydude
OMG!!! This is "verily" hilarious, LOL!

"At the mention of his name they quickly laid aside their intrigues and beat their uranium swords into civil nuclear energy ploughshares."

...

And they told of strange and wondrous things that greeted the news of the Child's journey. Around the world, global temperatures began to decline, and the ocean levels fell and the great warming was over.

Whoever wrote this is a genius. And I say that as an American watching from the sidelines...I'm not subjected to the Obama adoration 24/7, but had a good taste of it yesterday,just listening to the coverage on talk radio of his Berlin speech.

19 posted on 07/25/2008 5:38:52 AM PDT by proud American in Canada ("We can, and we will prevail.")
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To: Grampa Dave

Grandpa Dave, I like your collection of pics there.


20 posted on 07/25/2008 5:41:53 AM PDT by AmericanMade1776
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