Posted on 07/25/2008 5:17:03 AM PDT by Joiseydude
And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.
The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.
When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?”
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Thanks for the ping.
This is EXCELLENT!
I hear ya.
My legs aren’t as agile as they once were, either.
Time has a way of doin’ that. :)
Mah pleasure. :)
Happy Friday!
ha! that is good satire.
thanks for the ping to it.
You bet!
Mah pleasure. :)
Meekie, You’ll love this. On Hardball last night, Chris Matthews almost called Obama “Mohammed” but caught himself but I heard it before he said Obama. I wonder if anyone else caught it. Matthews has elevated Obama to prophet status.
In Berlin he said, “people of Berlin, people of the world” but he failed to mention Americans watching this broadcast. He wasn’t addressing Americans only mentioned America to criticize us (for our own good as we are so unsophisticated and all that) but it was political? What a pompous newbie he is.
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Poor Chrissie! He has a bad case of Obamassiah-osis.
It comes on soon after the leg spasms appear, lol!
Chrissie may be a closet jihadist. I’m waiting for his version of allah akbar next. I knew without Russert, NBC would get even worse.
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