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Next thing you know someone will question man made global warming.
1 posted on 07/06/2008 5:09:48 AM PDT by em2vn
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Sittin’ here trying to remember what I had for dinner. Oh yeah, Ma Po Tofu.

Ok, call me what you will, but that is my favorite chinese dish and I ain’t giving it up.


2 posted on 07/06/2008 5:11:53 AM PDT by doodad
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Well that explains much of the soy eating lefties and vegans!


3 posted on 07/06/2008 5:13:38 AM PDT by mdmathis6
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Tofu = solidified cow snot


4 posted on 07/06/2008 5:16:18 AM PDT by Eurale
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At last... the roots of Bush Derangement Syndrome diagnosed! We live in amazing times. ;-)


5 posted on 07/06/2008 5:20:50 AM PDT by rhombus
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And they used to say that “eating pork made you stupid”. Seems that tofu does about the same thing, or worse. Because of phytoestrogens, which form the basis of many sex hormones, the entire population is getting way too much estrogen in their diet as well, creating a mutant human being known as either feminists or metrosexuals, depending on the gender.

At least with eating pork, the genders were kept pretty straight.

Maybe all the soybean crop should be turned into biodiesel, rather than allowing it to be fed directly into the human diet. Feeding the high-protein soybean-oil meal to animals that are to be used for slaughter has not a thing to do with their sexual development or effects on the adult animal, as these animals are predominately slaughtered long before they have opportunity to reproduce.

Then we get to consume all the tasty beef, pork, chicken and turkey, as the creatures on the top of the food chain. The effects of the phytoestrogens are greatly mitigated by then.


6 posted on 07/06/2008 5:33:02 AM PDT by alloysteel (A taxpayer voting for Obama - is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.)
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Other things to worry about:

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Added a new one

So much to worry about...

7 posted on 07/06/2008 5:43:23 AM PDT by Calamari (Pass enough laws and everyone is guilty of something.)
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Told you that anyone who eats curdled soy and says it tastes just like a juicy charcoal-broiled steak is crazy.


13 posted on 07/06/2008 6:02:03 AM PDT by wildbill ( FR---changing history by erasing it from memory.)
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I thought it was the other way around.


14 posted on 07/06/2008 6:22:06 AM PDT by Erasmus (I invited Benoit Mandelbrot to the Shoreline Grill, but he never quite made it.)
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That explains a lot.

18 posted on 07/06/2008 6:36:20 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (Peace is Not The Question.)
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There’s an assumption that tofu is the cause of dementia, not that dementia involves developing a taste for tofu.
19 posted on 07/06/2008 7:06:26 AM PDT by Bernard (If you always tell the truth, you never have to remember exactly what you said.)
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Maybe their definition of dementia is eating white bland rubbery blocks of food and saying that it tastes good.


22 posted on 07/06/2008 8:05:40 AM PDT by shineon
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Wasn’t there an article about eating Tofu also causing something similar to steroid rage?


23 posted on 07/06/2008 8:10:02 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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Genistein in soy inhibits DNA biosynthesis.

That is what gives it its anti-cancer properties.

Eating lots of soy over a period of years will cause your brain to diminish in size.


24 posted on 07/06/2008 8:20:13 AM PDT by devere
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I’m safe. I can’t even remember the last time I had any tofu.


25 posted on 07/06/2008 8:24:33 AM PDT by Redcloak ("Yes, I have been drinking. Why do you ask?" #1 on the list of "Things heard from McCain voters")
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The study is flawed, because it fails to take into account that people who consume tofu are demented to begin with.


27 posted on 07/06/2008 9:31:07 AM PDT by Defiant (Leave it to the Dems to nominate someone so bad I may be forced to vote for McCain.)
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Quick, tax it into the stratosphere!


30 posted on 07/06/2008 9:37:27 AM PDT by Madame Dufarge
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Have you ever heard of tofu flavored beef? Tofu flavored hotdogs? Tofu flavored turkey? How about tofu flavored bacon?


31 posted on 07/06/2008 9:39:13 AM PDT by Walmartian
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You’ve already got to be nuts to eat Tofu in the first place.


32 posted on 07/06/2008 9:40:10 AM PDT by dfwgator ( This tag blank until football season.)
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I thought being addicted to tofu was a symptom of dementia.

Just saying.

33 posted on 07/06/2008 11:45:24 AM PDT by Publius6961 (You're Government, it's not your money, and you never have to show a profit.)
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