Sittin’ here trying to remember what I had for dinner. Oh yeah, Ma Po Tofu.
Ok, call me what you will, but that is my favorite chinese dish and I ain’t giving it up.
Well that explains much of the soy eating lefties and vegans!
Tofu = solidified cow snot
At last... the roots of Bush Derangement Syndrome diagnosed! We live in amazing times. ;-)
And they used to say that “eating pork made you stupid”. Seems that tofu does about the same thing, or worse. Because of phytoestrogens, which form the basis of many sex hormones, the entire population is getting way too much estrogen in their diet as well, creating a mutant human being known as either feminists or metrosexuals, depending on the gender.
At least with eating pork, the genders were kept pretty straight.
Maybe all the soybean crop should be turned into biodiesel, rather than allowing it to be fed directly into the human diet. Feeding the high-protein soybean-oil meal to animals that are to be used for slaughter has not a thing to do with their sexual development or effects on the adult animal, as these animals are predominately slaughtered long before they have opportunity to reproduce.
Then we get to consume all the tasty beef, pork, chicken and turkey, as the creatures on the top of the food chain. The effects of the phytoestrogens are greatly mitigated by then.
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Added a new one
So much to worry about...
Told you that anyone who eats curdled soy and says it tastes just like a juicy charcoal-broiled steak is crazy.
I thought it was the other way around.
That explains a lot.
Maybe their definition of dementia is eating white bland rubbery blocks of food and saying that it tastes good.
Wasn’t there an article about eating Tofu also causing something similar to steroid rage?
Genistein in soy inhibits DNA biosynthesis.
That is what gives it its anti-cancer properties.
Eating lots of soy over a period of years will cause your brain to diminish in size.
I’m safe. I can’t even remember the last time I had any tofu.
The study is flawed, because it fails to take into account that people who consume tofu are demented to begin with.
Quick, tax it into the stratosphere!
Have you ever heard of tofu flavored beef? Tofu flavored hotdogs? Tofu flavored turkey? How about tofu flavored bacon?
You’ve already got to be nuts to eat Tofu in the first place.
Just saying.