[kbennkc]

I knew the CIA would get him sooner or later .

[shineon]

Does that mean I’m not going to get to see him throw out the first pitch in the 2008 World Series?

[djsherin]

Darn, I wanted to execute him here.

[Coffee200am]

I thought he kicked the Islamic bucket several years ago.

[gorush]

I believe this as much as anything else I read or see without any first hand knowledge.

[RightWhale]

OBL will last until the Nov elections.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Well, for Pete’s Sake! Speed it along, would ya? ;)

[MEGoody]

I’ll believe it when I see his body. There have been rumors of Obama, er Osama’s demise for quite some time.

[LukeL]

It is kind of hard to tell the prognosis of a patient based solely on a medication list.

[jwparkerjr]

Was it Mark Twain that said “Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated”?

[Resolute Conservative]

I wanted us to kill him and display his body. Him dying in bed will make him more of a hero because he “outfoxed the great evil” and stayed at large for his later life.

[Just another Joe]

Yeh, yeh, if you can't find him and produce him then how can you say he's on his death bed and how can you know what meds he's taking?

Whatever.

[Paleo Conservative]

I wish he would die of lead poisoning than liver disease.

[Boris99]

I would find it much more satisfying if I could see a picture of the desert boots of several Delta Force operators standing over Osama’s corpse with 2 entry wounds to the forehead, but that’s just me.

[AmericaUnited]

“Hold in there Binny, hang tough! You've got to make it to your “I support Barack Obama” video in November.”

[faq]

I almost posted a similar article yesterday for the obligatory award. But, I give it to you.

[HawaiianGecko]

I've finally reached the point where I don't believe anything out of the CIA.

[exit82]

If he’s alive, he can give us a videotape of him holding up a current newspaper. I think he gets the NY Times delvered.

Audiotapes don’t cut it.

And quite frankly, neither does the CIA.

[ApplegateRanch]

“Based on his current pharmaceutical intake we would expect that he has no more than 6-18 months to live and impending kidney failure.”

...late last week, Achmed al Yeshuman woke up in a watering trough full of ice in a cave in remote Faroffistan Province.

Mr. Yeshuman, a Christian, said the last thing he remembered was leaving his home in Ahmadi Dirga, Pakistan, to go to church. Upon awakening, he said that when he tried to move he felt a severe pain in is lower back, then saw a note pinned to his robe.

"We have removed one of your kidney's for transplantation into our Glorious Leader, Osama..."

[RabidBartender]

"Rosebud"