Posted on 06/24/2008 7:42:24 PM PDT by Ooh-Ah
The Republicans are a bunch of cowards. They're not even willing to criticize Obama, much less get into race. They're running around doing all kinds of things, "Not us, not us, not us." So Obama's throwing down the race card straight out of the cliched liberal left-wing handbook. And then we mentioned, I don't know if you heard yesterday's program, there was a story in the Atlanta Journal-Constipation, a blog entry. I forget who wrote it, but it was about the head of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference down in Atlanta, and this guy, who's a Democrat, this guy is saying, "Hey, look, just 'cause Obama may be elected president doesn't mean we're going out of business down here, because he does not have slave blood. Michelle has slave blood, she down for the struggle, but Obama doesn't have slave blood." In other words, he ain't got no blood. He ain't got no slave blood. He's not down for the struggle. So Obama winning the White House doesn't mean that Race, Incorporated can go away. It's going to be needed more than ever. Now, these are Democrats saying these kinds of things. No slave blood? Obama has no slave blood? We turn now, ladies and gentlemen, to the Official Obama Criticizer to close the loop on this. Bo Snerdley. Mr. Snerdley.
SNERDLEY: This is Bo Snerdley, official EIB Obama criticizer, certified black enough to criticize. I have a statement. Mr. Obama, your highly publicized attack on Republicans this week claiming they are readying a racial attack against you is unbecoming and indefensible. In fact, sir, your general attack on Republicans with no evidence to support it is an example of you using unfounded stereotypes to smear an entire group of people. It demonstrates your own bigotry. Your promise to change, your promise to bring hope, instead, what do we get? You revert to the status quo, race card and fear, in order to inoculate yourself and your party from intellectually honest criticism. It is your associates who utter racist and sexist remarks like Jerry Wright, Reverend Pfleger. It is your Democratic Party, your liberal media pals that put race out there time and time again. Bill and Hillary Clinton's race remarks, the smears about your drug days, the Muslim thing, the Hussein thing, all that came from Democrats. Now the SCLC saying you're not black enough because you don't have slave blood? What's that, Mr. Obama? And the entire country saw it, except perhaps you. That is, if we can believe you. After all, what you say one day changes like the wind. You're running for president, sir. Grow a set. Comport yourself like a proud, strong black man, not a weak, cowering victim.
And now, a translation for EIB brothers and sisters in the 'hood. What's up, easy money? I ain't trying to diss you, yo, but this race thing you fronting is counterfeit. Everybody scoped it, yo. It was your homeys that were out there flat blast jamming you on the race thing, not those punk ass Republicans. Those lames are too afraid to call nighttime dark because they think your homeys in the press will macaca them out of office. Yo, look, yo, man, they ain't going to use the race card on you, man. They ain't going to try to make the bodies drop on you like that. Check it out, man. It's been your boys out there with the race thing, man, your frontin' boy Jeremiah, your boy Farrakhan, your boy Pfleger. Your boys are saying you ain't even got slave blood, yo. What's up with that? Michelle got slave blood, you don't have none? Yo, man, come on. By the way, man, where is Michelle, man? You kind of keeping her out the spotlight, yo, man, she kind of looking lace, man, you got to get her some face time. Yo. But check this out. You trying to be smooth, you trying to spin this all out of control, accusing those punk ass Republicans of doing what your medieval Democrat racist brothers been doing all along, but it ain't going to play. Look, man, I told you before, you wanted the game, you in the game, so you got to play real and you got to get played out. You can't run with the lions at night and play with the kittens in the day. You talking all this change stuff, then change it up, yo. Get off this race thing and come for real about what you got, what you gonna get, where we gonna be if you get in, you feel me, bro? That concludes this statement.
RUSH: That's the Official Obama Criticizer Bo Snerdley.
Bo is so cool.
I liked it today when he told Rush “don’t go there.”
Sounds like Rush has been reading my posts and seeing my cartoons
Yo, Bo. When the sun come up, it be daylight. Feelin ya.
Radio at it’s very best. Thanks Rush and James!
You both are twice the men a certain Vowel represents on the American Presidential “scene” and right on the dough, yaknowhatimsayin?
It’s okay to ping me for Rush threads as well.... I’m a huge Rush fan! :-D
Rush and Bo Snerdley discuss Slave Blood!
It's a hoot!
It’s simple. Obama ain’t got no game.
Oh yeah, I heard it live. Too funny...... and it's going to cause a stir in the MSM tomorrow.
I heard it on the show today. Rush and Snerdley’s discussion following what you posted was a riot! They were bantering about African blood vs Slave blood vs Irish blood and the differences!LOL!
Lucky you!
His friendship with Rush is legendary. You could hear it today, I thought, in their ad-libbing.
I was doing something at work, but I stopped to listen to the “slave blood, irish blood” exchange. It really was pretty funny. Especially the part about the “white blood cells” and how the proteins are “chained together different.” That made me chuckle.
Wait a second..."vowel" rhymes with "bowel". Bowel is dark...so is...THAT'S RACIST!!!!!! RACE, RACE!!!!!!
/Enormously huge pile of steaming sarcasm...
Today’s show was especially great.
Rush’s takeoff monologue on Thomas (The Wizard of Smart) Friedman was priceless. That’s the kind of stuff that puts Rush head and shoulders above all other talk shows.
I support Allen West!
Go West!
www.allenwestforcongress.com
Ping!
Hope you are doing well!
Big smile!
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