Posted on 06/17/2008 1:25:54 PM PDT by sometimes
Polly want a cracker?
(Hi Face!)
Hey, Ms. Bear!
What’s happening in the land of MI...MI...Mitten?
“Im still sending out resumes like crazy everywhere! They all tell me they have no openings at all.”
I spent and evening with my lady friend as she went through about 100 resumes for a position her company had open. Out of 100 sent in there were exactly three that were worth pursing.
This guy’s resume would have been summarized like this: College degree, Laid off from job, worked at Burger King, got laid off, Worked dozens of jobs in 3 years and is now a janitor living in homeless shelter. Yeah, that’s just the guy we’re looking for!
“the values of the capitalist system, another word for fascism”
I just LOVE it when Morons so clearly show the world they are morons!
Moron, its the rich who pay all the taxes that get you the free social services you have been using.
“The eight years gave us lay offs and unemployment not seen since the great depresion...”
Huh??!!? For MONTHS unemployment was lower than it ever was during the Clinton years.
SOMETIMES.
SOMETIMES I sit here and think.
SOMETIMES I just sit.
Now, now, chesley :D
Well... Let me begin by saying that I like it. Cheese, that is. I like cheese. Don’t get me wrong; there are other things that I like too. I like tomatoes. I like pretzels. I like cigars. I like beer. I like pork. I like vinegar-based BBQ sauce. I like the beach. I like beer. (Oops, I already said that.) I like bats, but not as a culinary item. I like the color blue. I like 488 nm blue in particular. I like, while we’re on the subject of the color blue, cobalt glass. I like hops. I like pasta. I like beef. I like garlic. I like pickles. I like a good knife in the kitchen. I like dirt roads. I like chicken. I like fish. I like coffee. I like pipe tobacco. I like trout. I like red snapper. I like Chilean sea bass. I like Hawaiian shirts. I like, beer of course, but more specifically, ales, stouts, and porters. I like Mexican lagers too. I like a good zot; but who doesn’t? I like a good BM in the morning; and again, who doesn’t? I like the uncomfortable looks people have when I make animal noises in a crowded elevator. I like the Dodgers. I like Pink’s hot dogs. I like my Logitech marble mouse. I like the ESC key. I like scotch tape. I like scotch. I like beer; I mean I really like it. It ranks right up there with cheese. I like inappropriate laughter during a horror film. I like to be the one doing the inappropriate laughing during a horror film. I like bees. I like those “Messin’ with Sasquatch” commercials. I like setting off CO2 bombs in the lab. I like geckos. I like pastrami. I like turning right on a red light; it’s just one of the little compensations for living in California. I like kimchee. I like doughnuts, but not with the kimchee. I like red wine, but not with the kimchee or the doughnuts. I like being difficult. I like my shoes. I like Firefox. I like dogs. I like knowing that some of you are carefully reading each and every item in this list. I like knowing that you can’t tear yourself away from it either. I like using the word “inappropriate” in a sentence. I like my new rifle. I like wasting other people’s time. I like knowing that some of you are still reading this list despite the taunting. I like camo. I like bagpipe music. I like upsetting people by calling it “music”. I like BK7 glass. I like my espresso machine. I like post-it notes. I like 3M 2216 epoxy. I like hardwood floors. I like offroad tires. I like stainless steel cookware. I like carbon steel woks, however. I like John McCain’s chances in November. I don’t like the country’s chances, however. I like seeing libs get that constipated look when I say something politically incorrect at a party. I like the PHP programming language. I like MySQL. I like cars with old-fashioned carburetors. I like thick crust pizza. I like olives. I like ahi poke. I like books. I like obscure cinematic references in everyday conversation. I like Mel Brooks. I like country music. I like country music that incorporates bagpipes. I like my beeber set to stune. I like wandering around Harbor Freight when I don’t really need anything there. I like roasted, salted peanuts. I like sunflower seed. I like loud pipes. I like sauerkraut. And then there’s the cheese. I like cheddar. I like Swiss. I like blue cheese. I like provolone. I like Gouda. I like feta. I like queso fresco. I like string cheese. I like mozzarella. I like Gorgonzola. I like Dubliner. I like Oxacan string cheese. I like cream cheese. I like cheesecake, though that’s not actually a cheese. I like cutting... Never mind. I like Monterey Jack. I like lots of different cheeses. I could go on, but I’m feeling a bit hungry now.
“When I was homeless all the compasionate conservatives said I should be killed just because I had no home and no job.”
Some of us would just settle for taking away your computer.
Good Lord, woman! Get a hold of yourself! I was talking about dessert!
LOL!
I’m sorry: Cheesecake is the entree!
Are you sure it was a he?
Has anyone noticed how every time some moron comes to FR and claims to have had their financial life destroyed by George W. Bush, they ended up being fired from a really lucrative job before working at Burger King and being laid off after a few months? Sounds like we’ve got a retread!
Hey sometimes, you poor pathetic moron, no one goes from being a consultant to working at BK. Nice try. BTW, who owned your firm in Palo Alto? Bet it was a rich guy! Who owned the BK where you supposedly worked? Bet it was a rich guy! Drag on the economy my tuchis!
“Are you sure it was a he?”
Sounds like the unibomber to me...
Try using paragraphs and formatting on those resumes you're sending out. That on its own might solve your problem.
Notice how he says “four years of university,” not four years of college. I suspect this wasn’t written by an American.
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