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Top Ten Reasons Obama Won't Release His Birth Certificate
ExurbanLeague.com ^ | June 9, 2008 | Exurban Jon

Posted on 06/09/2008 5:44:28 PM PDT by inkling

Here's an odd Obama controversy I hadn't yet heard about. Apparently, the Lamb of Chicago has not released his Hawaii birth certificate despite several media requests. Jim Geraghty thinks it would end several persistent rumors concerning his birth.

Although Geraghty makes some good points, Exurban League's research interns have uncovered several reasons Obama is keeping it under wraps.

Top Ten Reasons Obama Won't Release His Birth Certificate

10. Despite the claims of his supporters, it was not technically a virgin birth.

9. Full name is Ayatollah Mubarack Hussein Obama-Khomeni bin Laden.

8. Actual birth date would reveal he's a Virgo, and those people are %#&*@! CRAZY.

7. Accidentally shredded it while going through his Rezko mortgage records.

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: 2008; betterthanletterman; issues; obama; obamassiah
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To: Raycpa

I’ll be the 1st to admit I’m confused but what if he was born in Kenya. Or if not, that perhaps it shows he is of Arab decent. It just has me really curious and I wish a smarter person than myself would do a vanity post to pose the question about his birth certificate.


81 posted on 06/09/2008 7:06:01 PM PDT by angelsonmyside (It's not the color of one's skin but the color of the heart)
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To: RightField
Where are the divorce papers between his mother and father? At least the initial pleadings are generally public documents, and such pleadings generally show the full names, ages and citizenship of any children of the marriage.

The better question might be where are the marriage papers.

82 posted on 06/09/2008 7:06:44 PM PDT by Always Right (Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?)
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To: LonePalm
Self Ping for later.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

83 posted on 06/09/2008 7:06:44 PM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: angelsonmyside

As far as I understand, if he’s born on US soil, he’s a citizen.


84 posted on 06/09/2008 7:07:16 PM PDT by RockinRight (Obama '08 - Because Jimmy Carter Didn't Screw Things Up Enough)
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To: ricks_place

I’ve never seen religion listed on one.


85 posted on 06/09/2008 7:07:56 PM PDT by RockinRight (Obama '08 - Because Jimmy Carter Didn't Screw Things Up Enough)
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To: cajungirl
If he was born prior to Hawaii becoming a state, was Hawaii a territory?

He was born in 1961, Hawaii was a state in 1959.

86 posted on 06/09/2008 7:09:24 PM PDT by RockinRight (Obama '08 - Because Jimmy Carter Didn't Screw Things Up Enough)
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To: Lancey Howard

I have read that his full birth name was Baraka Hussein Muhammed Obama. I don’t know whether that is the case or not.

Also, It is questionable whether his parents were legitimately married. He “married” Barry’s mother without mentioning to her that he already had a wife. I’m not sure if that makes her a second wife in a Muslim harem, if she did not have a Muslim marriage or if she didn’t know about the first wife.

Finally, we only have his word for it that he was born in Hawaii. Probably he was, but he is a serial liar about such matters. He might have been born in Kenya. Who knows?


87 posted on 06/09/2008 7:09:45 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Always Right
The better question might be where are the marriage papers.

Except the marriage papers don't show children of the couple, generally. But divorce papers do.

88 posted on 06/09/2008 7:10:30 PM PDT by RightField (The older you get .... the older "old" is.)
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To: angelsonmyside

Why would he lie about that?

I mean he lies about other things, but why about his age?


89 posted on 06/09/2008 7:12:54 PM PDT by RockinRight (Obama '08 - Because Jimmy Carter Didn't Screw Things Up Enough)
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To: inkling

LOL


90 posted on 06/09/2008 7:13:50 PM PDT by loungeSerf (Hi-Yield Bureaucrat Farming - Hillary/Obama 08)
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To: TornadoAlley3

That could be true. It would depend on what the law/tradition was in Hawaii in 1961. If they defaulted to the mother’s race or his mother CHOSE to put white...


91 posted on 06/09/2008 7:14:50 PM PDT by RockinRight (Obama '08 - Because Jimmy Carter Didn't Screw Things Up Enough)
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To: RightField

Well, it is not certain that they were legally married. Barry’s father might have been married to someone else at the time.


92 posted on 06/09/2008 7:16:22 PM PDT by Always Right (Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?)
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To: RockinRight
There is no mention of the word Territory. It does mention, one parent, US citizen and residing in the US.

“...If only one parent was a U.S. Citizen at the time of your birth, that parent must have resided in the United States for at least ten years, at least five of which had to be after the age of 16....”

93 posted on 06/09/2008 7:19:07 PM PDT by WellyP (How much does Huma know?)
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To: angelsonmyside

http://www.zabasearch.com/query1_zaba.php?sname=BARACK%20OBAMA&state=IL&ref=&se=&doby=&city=&name_style=1&tm=

Zabasearch says August 1961...

Reason I checked is Zaba is often a way to see if celebrities might be lying about their ages. It’s not always accurate, of course...


94 posted on 06/09/2008 7:19:35 PM PDT by RockinRight (Obama '08 - Because Jimmy Carter Didn't Screw Things Up Enough)
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To: RockinRight

his mother CHOSE to put white...with typical white grandma standing over her holding the pen.


95 posted on 06/09/2008 7:21:20 PM PDT by TornadoAlley3 (DENVER DENVER DENVER DENVER DENVER DENVER DENVER!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: Always Right
They probably were not legally married because he already had a wife in Kenya. But this Genealogy of Barack Obama" indicates that a marriage was performed in Hawaii in Feb 1961, and a subsequent divorce action was filed in 1964."

I don't know where the developer of this genealogy got his information, though. I'm going to go see if Hawaii at least has indexes online for vital statistic information.

96 posted on 06/09/2008 7:23:31 PM PDT by RightField (The older you get .... the older "old" is.)
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To: RockinRight
Would birth be listed in newspaper in the 60’s?...would library in Hawaii have it?
97 posted on 06/09/2008 7:24:25 PM PDT by TornadoAlley3 (DENVER DENVER DENVER DENVER DENVER DENVER DENVER!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: Defiant
Didn't Mr. Blythe die in an accident soon afterward...making any denials tough on the guy?

HEY, maybe that was the very first "arkanside"???

98 posted on 06/09/2008 7:27:25 PM PDT by bannie (clintons CHEAT! It's their only weapon.; & Barry/Barack has two faces.)
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To: purpleraine
If they hadn't been bastardly at some time or another, they probably never would have made it to the presidency.
99 posted on 06/09/2008 7:28:19 PM PDT by bannie (clintons CHEAT! It's their only weapon.; & Barry/Barack has two faces.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Was Obama’s mother still a student when he was born and was she on any sort of grant or scholarship? Would there be any information on those grant or scholarship papers that would indicate she gave birth?


100 posted on 06/09/2008 7:28:58 PM PDT by WellyP (How much does Huma know?)
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