It's too late, it's already happening!!!!!!!
It must be true! I was at the beach today and I saw a skeleton of a fish! It had to be acid, what else could it be?
So I was hungry and through my garbage on the beach. Big deal.
“...what else could it be? “
old age!!
OH MY G_D!
My dog took a sip of that salt water at the beach today, and started puking and wretching! I had to give him beer from the cooler!
Its true, the ocean is turning into acid!
Call Stephen King!