Leave it to human ingenuity to save mankind.
Good grief.....
I’m really hoping this can spread to the human population...
Inoculate? Against something a mammalian body is supposed to do?
When you honestly start claiming that sheep—which have been raised by humanity for time immemorium—are causing the earth to heat and somehow responsible for destroying life as we know it...
...you’d think you’d realize you were absolute full of it and barking up the wrong tree. But such is the mindless push of the global warming lemmings.
What happens to an animal that can’t fart? I hate to think. Not a pretty picture.
Quick, somebody alert PETA to this madness.
Why not ‘capture’ all that gas and become energy independent?
Animal Flatulence, PING!!
A sure candidate for the Nobel prize.
New Zealand just may be the most beautiful natural place in the world. That said, what are these "huge environmental problems" that the sheep are causing there? Where are they? What parts of NZ?
What balderdash!
The easiest job in the world today has be one of Jay Leno’s joke writers. Just open a paper and copy down a few headlines.
Now we know what propulsion system Harold was going to use!
*** From the first Monty Python’s Flying Circus episode ever!!! ***
Flying Sheep
(A tourist approaches a shepherd. The sounds of sheep and the outdoors are heard.)
Tourist: Good afternoon.
Shephrd: Eh, ‘tis that.
Tourist: You here on holiday?
Shephrd: Nope, I live ‘ere.
Tourist: Oh, good for you. Uh...those ARE sheep aren’t they?
Shephrd: Yeh.
Tourist: Hmm, thought they were. Only, what are they doing up in the trees?
Shephrd: A fair question and one that in recent weeks ‘as been much on my mind. It’s my considered opinion that they’re nestin’.
Tourist: Nesting?
Shephrd: Aye.
Tourist: Like birds?
Shephrd: Exactly. It’s my belief that these sheep are laborin’ under the misapprehension that they’re birds. Observe their be’avior. Take for a start the sheeps’ tendency to ‘op about the field on their ‘ind legs. Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.
Tourist: Yes, but why do they think they’re birds?
Shephrd: Another fair question. One thing is for sure, the sheep is not a creature of the air. They have enormous difficulty in the comparatively simple act of perchin’.
Trouble is, sheep are very dim. Once they get an idea in their ‘eads, there’s no shiftin’ it.
Tourist: But where did they get the idea?
Shephrd: From Harold. He’s that most dangerous of creatures, a clever sheep. ‘e’s realized that a sheep’s life consists of standin’ around for a few months and then bein’ eaten. And that’s a depressing prospect for an ambitious sheep.
Tourist: Well why don’t just remove Harold?
Shephrd: Because of the enormous commercial possibilities if ‘e succeeds.
The four sides of the pyramid could be reflective; thus, reflecting harmful solar rays back into space—preventing Global Warming. Or, photo voltaic membranes could be placed on the pyramid—storing enough energy in a self-contained battery to operate the milking machine. Or, the space on the side of the pyramids could be sold for advertising space—or “green” messages. All designed to save our planet and to rescue drowning polar bears. (NOTE: Please contribute to the Polar Bear Life Preserver Fund.)
LOL. I just sent this to my very industrious nephew.
I told him now is the time for him to invent the same technology for humans, and how our family alone could heat an entire continent.
He was truly a man before his time. Cody and other Buffalo hunters recognized the threat that millions upon millions of Buffalo roaming the vast Wild West posed to the environment. Cody after killing one of the last remaining Buffalo said, "I can ride the Plains and breath methane free air now! I can see the mountains yonder and they are no longer purple majesties."
Inmates running the asylum ...
The slippery slope of flatulence. They will have to pry the Taco Bell Chalupa from my cold dead hands..
Coming to a GOP near you!
The Beano-Innoculaton works great, but the side effect is that the sheep’s urine is now 87-octane gasoline.