[AnnGora]

BOUNTY! THE QUICKER PICKER UPPER!

[Sax]

"It's Sham-Wow! What are you a freaking idiot? You don't own a bunch of these yet? They do the work of like a billion paper towels. I soaked up the entire pond at the end of my block with just one of these. Two Sham-Wows?--The whole pool down at the community center. Stop living in the dark ages, get with the program, and buy a crap load of these things!"

[Cold Heart]

There has been a waterproof, oil absorbing polypropylene pad available for quite a few years. The new technology is in its “super-absorbent” quality.

[thackney]

towels can remain dry despite being placed underwater for an entire month, yet can easily absorb contaminants like oil.

Very interesting.

[wolfcreek]

What? No Wings?

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Sheryl Crow will now be able to use only one sheet a year!

[GladesGuru]

Wonderful! May I point out that the areas left alone in the Exxon Valdez spill recovered best?

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE...."

[Zeppo]

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels...

[dfwgator]

[anonsquared]

Years ago a comedian suggested using Denny’s pancakes to absorb oil spills since you can put an entire bottle of syrup on them and it disappears.

[LibertyRocks]

Wow. I’ve never heard of this before. You know, it is really amazing what these geniuses come up with. Very cool.