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Hillary considers General Zod as running mate (SATIRE)
chron.com ^
| 5-30-08
| MichaelDH
Posted on 05/31/2008 12:36:31 AM PDT by Impy
In a startling manuever aimed at clinching the Democratic Presidential nomination, sources indicate that Hillary Clinton and General Zod are talking seriously about an alliance.
General Zod has been running an active grass roots independent campaign for the Presidency, but acknowledges that he has faced challenges getting his message out.
That may well change if this partnership materializes.
(Excerpt) Read more at chron.com ...
TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: hillary; satire; vp; zod
Only problem Zod is not a natural born citizen.
This can be remedied by him traveling back in time and becoming a citizen "at the time of the time of the adoption of the Constitution".
Dumb move for Hill though, as soon as they're elected she too would have to kneel before Zod.
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posted on
05/31/2008 12:36:32 AM PDT
by
Impy
To: Clintonfatigued; fieldmarshaldj
Zod appears to be based in South Dakota. He could put the prairie states in play. Not to mention help Hillary strong arm those superdelegates.
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posted on
05/31/2008 12:41:06 AM PDT
by
Impy
(Hey Barack, you're ugly and your wife smells.)
To: Impy
I thought Zod had already taken the White House and become our Overlord, sort of like a white Obama...
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posted on
05/31/2008 12:46:28 AM PDT
by
2ndDivisionVet
(McCain could never convince me to vote for him. Only Hillary or Obama can!)
To: Impy
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posted on
05/31/2008 1:02:14 AM PDT
by
The Ghost of Rudy McRomney
(Using Hillary to nip Obama's heels is like beating a dead horse with an armed nuclear bomb.)
To: Impy
I guess this means that we can start calling Hillary Ursa.
Although I find it hard to believe that Zod would play second fiddle to Ursa. The ticket would look more like Zod/Ursa or perhaps Zod/Non.
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posted on
05/31/2008 1:05:39 AM PDT
by
frankiep
(Every socialist is a disguised dictator - Ludwig von Mises)
To: The Ghost of Rudy McRomney
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posted on
05/31/2008 1:10:38 AM PDT
by
frankiep
(Every socialist is a disguised dictator - Ludwig von Mises)
To: Impy
To: frankiep
Yeah, I’d checked it out already, pretty cool. If this site’s still functional, you can buy “Kneel Before Zod” stickers here:
www.generalzod.net
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posted on
05/31/2008 1:13:59 AM PDT
by
The Ghost of Rudy McRomney
(Using Hillary to nip Obama's heels is like beating a dead horse with an armed nuclear bomb.)
To: Impy
General Zod
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posted on
05/31/2008 2:04:54 AM PDT
by
iowamark
To: Impy
We have no Superman to save us...
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posted on
05/31/2008 2:26:32 AM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
To: fieldmarshaldj
It's a shame.
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posted on
05/31/2008 2:39:45 AM PDT
by
Impy
(Hey Barack, you're ugly and your wife smells.)
To: Impy
Ursa's got my vote!
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posted on
05/31/2008 3:04:33 AM PDT
by
GodBlessRonaldReagan
(Wakka-ding-hoy - battle cry of the Plexus Rangers!)
To: Impy
I find Gen. Zod’s views intriguing and would like to subscribe to his newsletter.
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posted on
05/31/2008 4:10:38 AM PDT
by
kb2614
(Hell hath no fury than a bureaucrat scorned)
To: Impy
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posted on
05/31/2008 4:46:42 AM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
To: Impy
I think Hillary's taste runs more towards Lesla Lar, who was stuck in the Phantom Zone along with Zod (and Jax-Ur among others).
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posted on
05/31/2008 5:36:18 AM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics)
To: Impy
i heard it was that Cobra Commander guy she was talking to...
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posted on
05/31/2008 6:39:02 AM PDT
by
Chode
(American Hedonist ©® - CTHULHU/SHOGGOTH '08 = Nothing LESS!!!)
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