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Nude maid cleans up, steals $40K
MiamiHerald ^ | 05/28/2008

Posted on 05/28/2008 6:02:25 AM PDT by devane617

A nude maid cleaned up good at a Florida man's home.

The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says the maid stole more than $40,000 from a Cheval home despite not wearing any clothes.

The 50-year-old man hired the maid through the Internet on Friday to clean his suburban Tampa home.

Authorities said the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100 per hour.

Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter said the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.

When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.

Police are investigating.


TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: fl; florida; maid; nude; theft
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I don't know what to say...
1 posted on 05/28/2008 6:02:26 AM PDT by devane617
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There’s more than one way to define the verb “clean”.


2 posted on 05/28/2008 6:04:15 AM PDT by SayNoToDems
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TTIWWP.


3 posted on 05/28/2008 6:04:43 AM PDT by phrogphlyer (These days, common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
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Yep, because every day a man hires a maid while his wife is out of town, and she strips naked and goes to the bedroom to “clean”, and he leaves here alone there.


4 posted on 05/28/2008 6:04:49 AM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: devane617

How’d you like to be this guy this week?

40 grand in jewelry missing...

And then the intriguing explanation to his wife about why the maid was naked...and received 100 bucks and hour to clean.

Oy vey!


5 posted on 05/28/2008 6:05:09 AM PDT by RexBeach
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I know what to say....this thread is useless without pictures


6 posted on 05/28/2008 6:05:58 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Bill Clinton: HILLARY!'s other big ass)
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I’m sure she left everything very shiny........


7 posted on 05/28/2008 6:06:06 AM PDT by TexasNative2000 (Is this tagline governed by McCain-Feingold?)
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On the way out of the room where did she hide the stuff? Should I ask?


8 posted on 05/28/2008 6:06:22 AM PDT by commonguymd (Using the mob torch and pitchfork government lover's method of debate against them in kind.)
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9 posted on 05/28/2008 6:07:19 AM PDT by Red Badger (NOBODY MOVE!!!!.......I dropped me brain............................)
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To: NRA1995

GREAT IDEA!!!! HOLD ON...BE RIGHT BACK...


10 posted on 05/28/2008 6:07:40 AM PDT by devane617
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I don't know what to say...

Insurance fraud?

11 posted on 05/28/2008 6:07:44 AM PDT by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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I’d say this guy needs to find a good divorce attorney.


12 posted on 05/28/2008 6:07:47 AM PDT by Slapshot68
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Sounds like he lost his shirt.


13 posted on 05/28/2008 6:08:10 AM PDT by Senator Goldwater
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I’m sure she left everything very shiny........

Especially the knobs?.....

14 posted on 05/28/2008 6:08:32 AM PDT by Red Badger (NOBODY MOVE!!!!.......I dropped me brain............................)
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Where did she hide the loot?


15 posted on 05/28/2008 6:08:51 AM PDT by Cincinatus (Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
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To: NRA1995

16 posted on 05/28/2008 6:09:02 AM PDT by devane617
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How did he know she was nude?

$100 an hour? Did he call the right number? That may explain some things.

17 posted on 05/28/2008 6:09:17 AM PDT by rawhide
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Where would she hide the money?


18 posted on 05/28/2008 6:09:17 AM PDT by Perdogg (Four years of Carter gave us 29 years of Iran; What will Hilabama give us?)
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To: commonguymd
"On the way out of the room where did she hide the stuff? "

Maybe she had one of those little tote trays with cleaning supplies and such in it. Likely the guy had his eyes focused "elsewhere" and wouldn't have even noticed.

Just a theory.

19 posted on 05/28/2008 6:09:17 AM PDT by Pablo64 (What is popular is not always right. What is right is not always popular.)
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The report didn’t mention that he rehired her for tomorrow.


20 posted on 05/28/2008 6:10:07 AM PDT by econjack (Some people are as dumb as soup.)
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