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Iran Making 'Wireless Atomic Energy' Not Nuke Missiles
Scrappleface ^ | 5/27/08 | Scott Ott

Posted on 05/27/2008 9:42:42 AM PDT by Dawnsblood

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, in response to an International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) report accusing his government of withholding information about its nuclear program, today suggested that Iran may be pioneering development of “wireless atomic energy” that could “ultimately end dependence on oil” in some countries.

The IAEA report alleges that Iran has refused to explain its work on explosives, uranium enrichment and missile warhead design, however, Mr. Ahmadinejad continues to assert his nation’s right to develop nuclear power for peaceful purposes.

“The American puppets see our warheads, explosives and enriched uranium and they immediately think ‘bombs’,” said the Iranian leader. “They have not even considered that we might have discovered a new, wireless way to rapidly deliver lots of nuclear energy to all of the people in a single city all at once — even a city the size of Jerusalem, or Tel Aviv. Once we deliver this burst of energy to our Jewish brothers, their entire city will be freed from dependence on oil.”


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: atom; humor; iran; nukes; proliferation
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1 posted on 05/27/2008 9:42:42 AM PDT by Dawnsblood
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To: Dawnsblood

read teh source ppl.


2 posted on 05/27/2008 9:44:40 AM PDT by happinesswithoutpeace (You are receiving this broadcast as a dream)
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To: Dawnsblood

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! GREAT!


3 posted on 05/27/2008 9:47:59 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ("Don't touch that thing")
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To: Dawnsblood

Probably wireless atomic energy for Tel Aviv.


4 posted on 05/27/2008 9:49:11 AM PDT by krb (If you're not outraged, people probably like having you around.)
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To: Dawnsblood
“The American puppets see our warheads, explosives and enriched uranium and they immediately think ‘bombs’,” said the Iranian leader. “They have not even considered that we might have discovered a new, wireless way to rapidly deliver lots of nuclear energy to all of the people in a single city all at once — even a city the size of Jerusalem, or Tel Aviv. Once we deliver this burst of energy to our Jewish brothers, their entire city will be freed from dependence on oil.”

Yea, I'm going to buy into such a scientific breakthrough from a society that has two international patents to date. I think what the quote really says is that they plan to bomb Jerusalem and Tel Aviv so that no one is left living in either city. That does free them from the need for oil since both cities will be smudged from the face of the earth.

5 posted on 05/27/2008 9:49:15 AM PDT by econjack (Some people are as dumb as soup.)
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To: Dawnsblood

Gee, when I see ‘warhead’, I think of bombs.


6 posted on 05/27/2008 9:50:04 AM PDT by Lx ((Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.))
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To: Dawnsblood

Amazing. I take this article as sincere. How does this MADMAN think we are going to believe in wireless atomic energy? He is insane!


7 posted on 05/27/2008 9:50:32 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
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To: Dawnsblood

There is no such thing as wireless energy.
Do they mean energy that is transmitted without wires? What would that be?


8 posted on 05/27/2008 9:50:57 AM PDT by Leftism is Mentally Deranged
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

Well, Tesla thought he could do it! Hilarious.


9 posted on 05/27/2008 9:51:10 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ("Don't touch that thing")
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To: Dawnsblood

“Iran may be pioneering development of “wireless atomic energy””

Wireless atomic energy certainly had an effect on Hiroshima in 1945.


10 posted on 05/27/2008 9:53:07 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland ("We have to drain the swamp" George Bush, September 2001)
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To: Leftism is Mentally Deranged

“Do they mean energy that is transmitted without wires? What would that be?”

Lightning.


11 posted on 05/27/2008 9:58:36 AM PDT by MPJackal ("From my cold dead hands.")
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To: Leftism is Mentally Deranged

Electro-Magnetic Pulse


12 posted on 05/27/2008 9:58:49 AM PDT by Remole
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To: Dawnsblood

Mahmoud has much in common with an old Greek named Aesop. There is much to be discerned from the fables told by each.


13 posted on 05/27/2008 10:00:42 AM PDT by RobinOfKingston (Man, that's stupid ... even by congressional standards.)
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To: Leftism is Mentally Deranged

There have been extensive experiments with microwave power transmission. This does work, but so far its not efficient or cost effective vs wire-based transmission.


14 posted on 05/27/2008 10:04:21 AM PDT by buwaya
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To: Dawnsblood

Wireless atomic energy .... the same wirless energy delivered to Hiroshima and Nagasaki.


15 posted on 05/27/2008 10:04:31 AM PDT by Centurion2000 (Party ahead of principles; eventually you'll be selling out anything to anyone for the right price.)
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To: Leftism is Mentally Deranged

There was an episode of The Avengers that was about wireless energy. LOL!


16 posted on 05/27/2008 10:06:39 AM PDT by Kirkwood (Ask me again tomorrow.)
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To: Dawnsblood

Tesla generators?


17 posted on 05/27/2008 10:10:04 AM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: MPJackal

Well I guess we won’t be hearing people complain that Muslims never contribute to scientific progress any more.
I also heard they are planning a manned space mission to the Sun as soon as they work out a few bugs in the lander.


18 posted on 05/27/2008 10:21:43 AM PDT by Old North State
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To: Dawnsblood

People...PEOple...PEOPLE!!!!!!!

...scrappleface.

SCRAP-PLE-FACE.

It’s a joke.

Hoo-boy.


19 posted on 05/27/2008 10:31:02 AM PDT by Humble Servant ( Keep it simple - do what's right.)
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To: happinesswithoutpeace

You warn people, on the second post no less, and still they fall for it. Unbelievable.


20 posted on 05/27/2008 11:13:59 AM PDT by monday
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