Posted on 05/22/2008 8:30:52 AM PDT by ajodl
We have enough on our own plate to take care of.
Sheesh. We’re supposed to support Mexicans when they come here, and support them in their own country. Why don’t we just take over Mexico( I know, I know, why would would we want that hole?)But as long as we have to foot the bill for them no matter where they are, we must as well run the place (ands take their oil).
I remember sewage in the ditches along the highway, jeeps with soldiers with machine guns on the beach, being robbed, being sick for 6 weeks and those damn chameleons running around.
Thank God for Pina Coladas!!
Even with these kinds of safeguards, supporters of the measure in the Foreign Relations panel [would that be the Council?] had to fight back efforts by Rep. Tom Tancredo, R-Colo., and others to add conditions that would have made the bill unworkable. One defeated proposal would block the aid to Mexico unless the U.S. president certifies that the U.S.-Mexico border is secure.
Oh yes! God forbid there was actually someone in CONgre$$ that was willing to DEFEND the USA by insisting our border is secure before throwing any additional aid to the hell hole that is Mexico.
Who were "the others" and what were the "conditions" that would have rendered this bill "unworkable"?
“One defeated proposal would block the aid to Mexico unless the U.S. president certifies that the U.S.-Mexico border is secure.”
If it makes sense, they’ll defeat it!
Ugh.
“Why don’t we just take over Mexico( I know, I know, why would would we want that hole?)”
It appears the plan is exactly the opposite.
We are financing our own demise.
And here is what the idiots in D.C. think of us. Taken from the capitolist....
“So, the racists are calling about the “secret backdoor amnesty” included in Iraq supplemental bill....oh boy...
Question to the racists: How can it be secret if we all (nasty word taken out) know about it?”
Might not be a bad idea to declare war on Mexico.
We could take their oil and other assets (if any)——and all their citizens here legally and illegally could be declared enemy agents and prisoners of war, and herded into concentration camps surrounded with razor wire.
“U.S. MUST SUPPORT EFFORT TO DEFEAT NARCOTICS CRIMINALS”
Or, we could tell them we have our hands full now supporting 10% of Mexico’s population, and Mexico’s ruling oligarchy can:
1.) dig deep into their own pockets; or,
2.) go to el diablo.
How now, there’s a difference between helping Mexico fight their druglords and being Mexico’s buttboy. Toughlove is the most constructive way to go here.
By all means help Calderon and his heroic Attorney General fight the war, all the while helping ourselves by building the fence (and not the aesthetically pleasing, politically correct version, either. Cheap and dirty—anti-vehicular ditch, concertina wire, etc.) and making life miserable for illegals here. We can also helpfully propound some basic reforms for Mexico at every opportunity; privatise PEMEX, TELMEX, reform their rotten public education system and loosen up their hide-bound land reform, all the while letting them know they will HAVE to reform their system as the illegals filter back and need a revitalized economy to provide jobs.
“TENJOOBERRYMUDS”...
In order to continue getting-by in America (our homeland), we need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term “TENJOOBERRYMUDS”. With a little patience, you’ll be able to fit right in... Now, here goes. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service somewhere in the good old USA today.
Room Service: “Morrin. Roon sirbees.”
Guest: “Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.”
Room Service: “ Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???”
Guest: “Uh..... Yes, I’d like to order bacon and eggs.”
Room Service: “Ow July den?”
Guest: “.....What??”
Room Service: “Ow July den?!?. Pryed, boyud, poochd?”
Guest: “Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Scrambled, please.”
Room Service: “Ow July dee baykem? Crease?”
Guest: “Crisp will be fine.”
Room Service: “Hokay. An Sahn toes?”
Guest: “What?”
Room Service: “An toes. July Sahn toes?”
Guest: “I... Don’t think so.”
RoomService: “No? Judo wan sahn toes???”
Guest: I don’t know what ‘judo wan sahn toes’ means.”
RoomService: “Toes ! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?”
Guest: “Oh, English muffin. You were saying ‘toast.’ Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”
Room Service: “We bodder?”
Guest: “No, just put the bodder on the side.”
RoomService: “Wad?!?”
Guest: “I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side”
RoomService: “Copy?”
Guest: “Excuse me?”
RoomService: “Copy...tea..meel?”
Guest: “Yes. Coffee, please... And that’s everything.”
RoomService: “One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... Rye ??”
Guest: “Whatever you say.”
RoomService: “Tenjooberrymuds.”
Guest: “You’re welcome”
When they’re forced to, our neighbors to the south can accomplish impressive feats.
Their recent presidential election, for instance, contained numerous high-tech measures and no-nonsense reforms that leaves US looking like a banana republic in comparison.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Learning a new language is so hard...
Maybe my grandchildfren can intertpret for me ???
They learn this at school...
just build the FREAKEN FENCE....hold it,no...since illegal invaders are also departing this country due to increased enforcment, put in doors that only open 1-way...out.
Leech in action. Ewwwwwwwwww! I’ve got to save that pic.
A fat one, too. Wonder what Congressional district it represents?
LOL——2-year olds just might understand this.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.