Chelsea Clinton a vegetarian?

Best of the Web Today ^ | 05/21/08 | James Taranto

[Phantom Lord]

I have never heard the Chelsea is a vegetarian? Is it true? Also, candidates are always pictured eating this, that, and the other thing on the campaign trail, as are their spouses and supporters. Chelsea has been on of the biggest campaigners for her mom. Any pictures of her eating non-vegetarian food? Such as a philly Cheesesteak when in PA, or a Sasuage in Chicago? Or a cheeseburger somewhere else?

[unkus]

She can eat lizzards if she wants to as long as it isn’t back in the White House.

[tflabo]

Nah...give me a real woman who is a carnivore....I feel a Gretchen Wilson song coming on.

[BubbaBasher]

She’s more likely to be a vagetarian.

[girlangler]

Ping

[KarlInOhio]

whose mother loves nothing more than to grab a shotgun, blast some animals and eat them

Hillary posing with fire arms or drinking shots of booze would always strike me as similar to the eating bizarre food stunts on Survivor - something unpleasant she has to do to try to win the big prize.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Her parents, Hillary and Web, are/were both nutbags. Why should you expect she would be any different?

[MtnClimber]

She ate so much arugula that it drove the price up and made Obama angry, bitter and clinging to his tofu.

[Bon mots]

She's in good company. Pol Pot, Adolf Hitler, Genghis Khan, Charles Manson, Cain...

Yep. She's a vegetarian alright.

[Monterrosa-24]

Always remember to put Adolf Hitler on that list of vegetarians (ref: John Toland’s HITLER).

[Vaquero]

HORSES LOVE VEGGIES......

[Bon mots]

NOTABLE QUOTE:

"I nearly always find, when I ask a vegetarian if he is a socialist,
or a socialist if he is a vegetarian, that the answer is in the affirmative."

Katharine Fullerton Gerould (1879–1944),
U.S. author.
Modes and Morals, ch. 3 (1920).

[Diana in Wisconsin]

“Hillary Clinton, who won the votes of huge majorities of Appalachian animal-lovers (in the gustatory sense, of course), raised a vegetarian?”

I’m sure Chelsea will grow up to be a Republican, as well. She’s just keeping her mouth shut out of misguided respect, until her parents pass away. ;)

[Bon mots]

She's got the whole wardrobe...

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[Diana in Wisconsin]

I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate vegetables. I want to kill them and eat them!

(Steven Wright, I think...)

[tflabo]

Mmmmmm.....Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttt!

[fso301]

Her mother eats bush meat.

[Crawdad]

When she straps on the old feed bag, ...

[tflabo]

[Gaffer]

If I wuz Bill an Hillary sued me for divorce after she loses, I’d demand a trip to “Maury” That girl cannot be his.....