Astrologers to predict next president at meeting (Needed

Astrologers to predict next president at meeting
Associated Press
Sunday, May 18, 2008

DENVER --Picking a winner of the presidential contest is front and center at what's being billed as the largest astrologers' convention in years.

More than 1,500 astrologers from 45 countries have descended on Denver, site of the Democratic National Convention in August, for the "United Astrology Conference: Rockin' the Universe."

The gathering concludes Tuesday with a panel predicting a presidential winner in November.

Key to those picks: Astrological charts for John McCain, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. And integral to those charts: The candidates' exact birth times.

A hush fell over the convention hall late Thursday when Dallas astrologer Joni Patry announced a birth time for Obama -- one she said she got from a client with connections to the campaign: Aug. 4, 1961, at 7:11 p.m.

McCain's birth time was embedded like a gold nugget in a Mother's Day campaign ad. His mother, Roberta, mentioned that her son was born Aug. 29, 1936, at 11 a.m.

"All the astrologers are like, 'Wow,"' Patry said. "As an astrologer getting his birth time, that's everything."

"I think they're hip to us and just don't want us to know that information," joked astrologer Shelley Ackerman, who will serve on Tuesday's panel.

Hope this helps.

A just discovered little known fact may help to explain Hillary Clinton’s aggressive and domineering personality: She is, in fact, Adolph Hitler’s long lost daughter. 7 months before her April 30th, 1945 suicide with Adolph in the Berlin bunker, Eva Braun gave birth to little “Hildegard” Shickelgruber and arranged to have the baby smuggled across Allied lines to France. In France, the child was delivered to a kind-hearted ship’s captain. Upon landing in New Orleans, the captain personally carried the infant to the home of Eva’s second cousin, Dorte Dittlemann, in Stuttgart, Arkansas.

Psychologists theorize that Hillary’s intense dislike of — indeed, hatred for – military personnel spring from the failure of the German military of her daddy’s Third Reich to save him and her mother during those final days in Berlin.

That hatred manifested itself in such bizarre ways as:
- demeaning Marines in their dress blues by requiring them to serve as waiters during numerous White House dinners;
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- yelling at uniform personnel in the White House if, for example, they failed to open doors for her as quickly as she thought necessary;
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- making loud, sarcastic remarks to uniformed – and non-uniformed – Secret Service personnel assigned to her security detail in the White House and in other public settings;
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- admonishing her daughter to NOT be civil to these same security and other personnel. Her daughter, who apparently did not inherit her mother’s highly unpleasant persona, refused to comply and was generally decent to those her mother despises.

Please TRY to remember this as 2008 approaches. Ask yourself if this INCREDIBLY UNPLEASANT woman ought to be Commander-in-Chief of the same military she so clearly detests??

Could the bestselling song at the time of your birth—your “birth song”—affect your personality? If so, keep in mind that the bestselling song when Obama was born was “Tossing and Turning” by Bobby Lewis; when Hillary was born, it was “Boogie Woogie Blue Plate” by Louis Jordan & His Tympany Five (at least on the R & B chart), and when McCain was born, it was “Until the Real Thing Comes Along” by Andy Kirk & His Twelve Clouds of Joy.

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