[Rome2000]

'He's eating my brains. I can feel it.'

Thats how I feel every time I see Nancy Pelosi making a statement on TV.

[BigCinBigD]

“He came up from behind me and started gnawing at the back of my head”

For a moment there I thought this happened in san Francisco.

[CindyDawg]

Funny guy. Glad he’s ok.

[Walkingfeather]

bet he wished he had a gun

[Free ThinkerNY]

I’ve never had anyone eat my gristle. I’ll have to try it sometime.

[MarineBrat]

A local game warden later found the bear and shot at him, killing him.

Odd sentence.

[villagerjoel]

This has to be one of the strangest articles I’ve ever read. I just started laughing half way through.

“I think my brains are hanging out...”

If I had a dime for every time I’ve heard that...

[Caipirabob]

"They started using the peroxide and, 'Ooh,' I said, 'that hurt more than the bear!'"

Major ouchies!

Thank God he's here to tell the story!

Peroxide! YIKES!!!!

Probably saved him from massive infection though.

[commonguymd]

“They started using the peroxide and, ‘Ooh,’ I said, ‘that hurt more than the bear!’”

Not funny I spose, but the guy had a sense of humor and gave me a chuckle.

[Grizzled Bear]

A 53-year-old man in Saanich, B.C., managed to drive to safety after a grizzly bear mauled his head and tossed him to the ground in the woods near Bella Coola, about 700 kilometres north of Vancouver.

I didn't do it, nobody saw me and you can't prove nothin'!