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THE TALE OF THE ARAB FLIGHT CREW
To The Point News ^ | May 16th, 2008 | To The Point News

Posted on 05/16/2008 8:02:23 PM PDT by shield

The brand spanking new Airbus 340-600, the largest passenger airplane ever built, sat in its hangar in Toulouse, France without a single hour of airtime. Enter the Arab flight crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies (ADAT) to conduct pre-delivery tests on the ground, such as engine runups, prior to delivery to Etihad Airways in Abu Dhabi. The date was November 15, 2007.

The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to the run-up area. Then they took all four engines to takeoff power with a virtually empty aircraft. Not having read the run-up manuals, they had no clue just how light an empty A340-600 really is.

The takeoff warning horn was blaring away in the cockpit because they had all 4 engines at full power. The aircraft computers thought they were trying to takeoff but it had not been configured properly (flaps/slats, etc.) Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the circuit breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the alarm.

This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the air.

The computers automatically released all the brakes and set the aircraft rocketing forward. The ADAT crew had no idea that this is a safety feature so that pilots can't land with the brakes on.

Not one member of the seven-man Arab crew was smart enough to throttle back the engines from their max power setting, so the $80 million brand-new aircraft crashed into a blast barrier, totaling it.

The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown, for there has been a news blackout in the major media in France and elsewhere. Coverage of the story was deemed insulting to Moslem Arabs. Finally, the photos are starting to leak out.


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KEYWORDS: abudhabi; airlines; arabs; blackout; etihadairways; moslems; stupid
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To: shield

This just goes to show you that no amount of money and training can stupid people any smarter.


61 posted on 05/16/2008 8:47:13 PM PDT by BuffaloJack
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To: shield

The REAL question is - HOW DO YOU LOG THIS TIME?


62 posted on 05/16/2008 8:47:34 PM PDT by truemiester ((If the U.S. should fail, a veil of darkness will come over the Earth for a thousand years))
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To: wrench
Damaged, yes. Totalled, no. It will be repaired and will fly one day, not cheap, though.

Here is N366PX, aka the Ditch Witch, on 22 August 2000 in Memphis:

And here she is departing Minneapolis/St. Paul three years later:


63 posted on 05/16/2008 8:52:40 PM PDT by cynwoody
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To: Onelifetogive

“My old man is a television repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools.”


64 posted on 05/16/2008 8:56:04 PM PDT by TrueKnightGalahad (When you're racing...it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.)
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To: Onelifetogive
My dads a TV repairman. He's got an awesome set of tools, I can fix it!


65 posted on 05/16/2008 8:56:48 PM PDT by BBell
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To: TrueKnightGalahad

You beat me by 42 seconds!


66 posted on 05/16/2008 8:58:36 PM PDT by BBell
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To: shield

This is EXACTLY the kind of thing I visualize when someone says mohammedan scholar or scientist.

A crashed airplane that never even got into the air.

Maybe someday they will leave the 7th century, but I really don’t expect it for another 3-4 hundred years...


67 posted on 05/16/2008 8:58:49 PM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg ("Shut the hell up, New York Times, you sanctimonious whining jerks!" - Craig Ferguson)
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To: shield
Coverage of the story was deemed insulting to Moslem Arabs.

Their existence is insulting to civilized people everywhere. They need to be constantly insulted until they all go back where they came from. jeez

68 posted on 05/16/2008 9:00:28 PM PDT by Octar
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To: irishtenor
"Which is news, that they did it, or that they were Arab idiots? :>)"

Yes.

69 posted on 05/16/2008 9:01:13 PM PDT by SW6906 (6 things you can't have too much of: sex, money, firewood, horsepower, guns and ammunition.)
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To: RouxStir

RouxStir wrote:

Precisely why muslims should not have access to nukes.”
Hmmm or maybe...?


70 posted on 05/16/2008 9:11:08 PM PDT by redstateconfidential (If you are the smartest person in the room,you are hanging out with the wrong people.)
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To: neodad

well played.


71 posted on 05/16/2008 9:11:44 PM PDT by mockingbyrd (peace begins in the womb)
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To: Onelifetogive

priceless!


72 posted on 05/16/2008 9:16:56 PM PDT by mockingbyrd (peace begins in the womb)
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To: indcons

SUPERCALAFRAGALISTICEXPIALIDODIOUS!


73 posted on 05/16/2008 9:22:46 PM PDT by Fred Nerks (FAIR DINKUM!)
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To: neodad

More dumbasstic terrorism!


74 posted on 05/16/2008 9:23:29 PM PDT by Judges Gone Wild (I)
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To: shield; Aeronaut; Tijeras_Slim

75 posted on 05/16/2008 9:29:59 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: indcons; AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; ...

No way. It was the Mossad that crashed that plane.

Thanks indcons. Semi-old news ping. :’)


76 posted on 05/16/2008 9:49:40 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_______________________Profile updated Monday, April 28, 2008)
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7098547.stm

http://www.jibjab.com/view/233620


77 posted on 05/16/2008 9:52:28 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_______________________Profile updated Monday, April 28, 2008)
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To: shield

Crash a plane into a building? Mistake?
I don’t think so.
It’s what Muslims are good at.


78 posted on 05/16/2008 9:56:08 PM PDT by ClearBlueSky (Whenever someone says it's not about Islam-it's about Islam. Jesus loves you, Allah wants you dead!)
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79 posted on 05/16/2008 10:42:13 PM PDT by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"--Ronald Reagan)
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To: MindBender26

Somehow in the picture the word ETIHAD comes across as looking like the word RETARD.

Must have been a lovely sound. Are we sure there wasn’t a pig in the cockpit?


80 posted on 05/16/2008 10:45:35 PM PDT by austinaero
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