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Man survives head first leap into wood chipper(MN)
pioneer press ^
| 5-16-08
| Associated Press
Posted on 05/16/2008 6:05:36 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB
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Life has often times sucked, but I never thought about this.
Happy Friday
To: WOBBLY BOB
Hold muh beer. Possibly the ultimate.
To: WOBBLY BOB
Oh jeez...suicide attempt?? How depressing. He must feel like a complete failure.
To: WOBBLY BOB
His therapist told him he needed to be more chipper.
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posted on
05/16/2008 6:08:16 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Play that Funky Music Typical White Boy!)
To: WOBBLY BOB
I confess to having had some dark times as well, when thoughts of checking out started flitting among the cobwebs betwix’t my ears. But tossing myself into a wood chipper would NEVER have crossed my mind! Knowing me, I probably would have tried ODing on Altoids...
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posted on
05/16/2008 6:09:31 AM PDT
by
LIConFem
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posted on
05/16/2008 6:09:57 AM PDT
by
MplsSteve
To: WOBBLY BOB
Bet his favorite movie was “Fargo”.
To: Tijeras_Slim
A chip off the old block?!
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posted on
05/16/2008 6:10:10 AM PDT
by
maggief
To: WOBBLY BOB
I’ll bet he isn’t feeling too chipper....uh, then again, he is, actually.
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posted on
05/16/2008 6:10:11 AM PDT
by
LZ_Bayonet
(There's Always Something.............And there's always something worse!)
To: WOBBLY BOB
To: WOBBLY BOB
There are better ways to off yourself I would presume.
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posted on
05/16/2008 6:10:51 AM PDT
by
commonguymd
(Let the socialists duke it out. All three of them.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
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posted on
05/16/2008 6:11:10 AM PDT
by
caver
(Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
His name couldn’t have been Steve Buscemi.
To: WOBBLY BOB
Poor guy. Things have to be really bad to jump into a wood chipper. I just can’t wrap my mind around someone choosing that as a method to off themselves. I suspect some serious drugs are involved here as well.
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posted on
05/16/2008 6:11:22 AM PDT
by
WildcatClan
(Don't blame me...............I supported Duncan Hunter.)
To: LIConFem
If he thought he was down in the dumps before, just wait til he recovers to find he’s now a mutilated AND depressed human being...
poor dumb guy..
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posted on
05/16/2008 6:13:23 AM PDT
by
J40000
To: WildcatClan
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posted on
05/16/2008 6:14:05 AM PDT
by
Pusterfuss
(Proud member: Minnesotans for Global Warming)
To: Pusterfuss
“Had” being the operative word.
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posted on
05/16/2008 6:15:48 AM PDT
by
LIConFem
(Thompson. Lifetime ACU Rating: 86 -- Hunter Lifetime ACU Rating: 92 (any combo will do, fellas))
To: WOBBLY BOB
...the man is between 19- to 21-years-old. What? They couldn't get an accurate ring count?
To: ConservaTexan
Between 19 and 21. So he’s 20?
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posted on
05/16/2008 6:19:04 AM PDT
by
YourAdHere
(Nobody bothers me!)
To: martin_fierro; aculeus; dighton; Lijahsbubbe
I don’t have a shred of evidence, but I’d say he didn’t accomplish mulch.
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posted on
05/16/2008 6:19:38 AM PDT
by
Ezekiel
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