Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Tuesday 5/13/08

The EIB Network ^ | May 13, 2008 | Rush Limbaugh

[TSchmereL]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, and Doctor of Democracy. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[Fox_Mulder77]

ROTFLOL!!! This caller must have eaten some funny cookies.

[PogySailor]

Stephen King, Big Oil, John Lennon and Bill Clinton walk into a bar.....

[Clint N. Suhks]

This moonbat calls Dennis Miller all the time.

[Bosco]

Rush enjoying a laugh with the staff after the moonbat/John Lennon yarn.

[hattend]

This caller is the ultimate moonbat. He is their king!

[Unrepentant VN Vet]

They’ve really got that BS line down pat, don’t they?

Only works if they can get somebody to swallow it.

[Fawn]

OMG....what the hades was that?

[Cheapskate]

Did my radio suddenly pick up a short wave station????

OMG that dude was a MORON!!!!!!

[Dr.Deth]

This guy is the caller of the year. Lock it up.

[JFC]

I just happened to turn Rush on and heard this Lennon hype.

OMG! What in the world?

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I wonder if he’s too out there even for the Alex Jones show?

[Fox_Mulder77]

Rush needs to replay that moonbat............. that was FUNNY!!!

[Resolute Conservative]

Scary thing is he is about 40% of the voting public. Smoke that, pun intended!!

[Darth Republican]

[day10]

Wow! I hope they put a download of that on the Rush site.

That was hilarious.

[snarkpup]

OMG, it’s the Stephen King killed John Lennon moonbat!

Yow! I haven't heard from this guy in a couple of years. I used to see his lennonmurder.com truck parked around town back when I lived in Petaluma.

[jnygrl]

First time I’ve ever heard him...I just sat here with my mouth hanging open, completely enthralled by him. What a riot!!!!!

[Clint N. Suhks]

That moonbat has his own web site too.

Service unavailable now. LOL!

[Bosco]

The first minute or two he kinda made sense, then took a dive.

[navymom1]

would someone explain to me the Stephen King connection? I missed about half that call.