Posted on 05/12/2008 7:40:32 PM PDT by dighton
Iowahawk Guest Opinion
by Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY)
From the earliest days of the campaign, the race for the 2008 Democratic presidential nomination has been a hard fought, neck-and-neck struggle. But now, as the race enters its final stretch, it has become increasingly obvious that the eventual outcome is no longer in doubt. With a difficult general election looming, Democrats need to put our family squabbles aside and unite behind the eventual nominee. And so, in the interest of Party unity, and his own health, I am calling on Senator Obama to gracefully accept defeat.
First, let me congratulate Senator Obama and his staff for running a tough campaign. He has been a worthy sparring partner, and one I would have once been happy to consider for my vice presidential undercard, had he not been a constant pain in my ass for the last six months. But even Senator Obama must know at this point that, even if he somehow pulls off a miracle by sweeping the remaining primaries and locking up all the contested superdelegates, he simply cannot escape the inevitable mysterious accident that will clear the Democratic nomination for Yours Truly.
A BTT for the ‘Hawk. It isn’t too late for Her Heinous to begin gradually replacing the superdelegates with pod people. Watch for them - their vacant expression, their contrived passion, their shambling, zombified walk, their mindless repetition of the same empty phrases...it’s a pretty fiendish plot, because nobody will be able to tell them from real Democrats.
...inevitable mysterious embarrassing photo(s)...like Gary Hart
...inevitable mysterious medical history...like Thomas Eagleton
...inevitable mysterious family emergency...hmmm
Oops, forgot to ping you last night.
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Good post potlatch
"Tard" refers to the ping list members and not to the subject of the thread!
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And the hits just keep coming. :)
Or:
...inevitable mysterious accounting of Obama’s under-reported sojourn in Pakistan
BTTT
What you said.
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