Political Science for Dummies

[mtbopfuyn]

How true.

[Red Badger]

BILL CLINTON CORPORATION: You have two cows. That’s all you need to know at this point........

[SMARTY]

Thanks!

[TomasUSMC]

vERY GOOD MOOOOOOOO

[ProudFossil]

You left off the attribute on the Democrat person that he/she puts John Kerry bumper stickers on the cows next to the Al Gore bumper stickers next to the Bush Lied bumper stickers next to the Peace bumper stickers next to the Save Tibet bumper stickers next to the McGovern bumper stickers next to the .....

[GiovannaNicoletta]

This is good!

Thanks for posting!

[PGalt]

LOL! Holy cow!

http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.25064

[bobsatwork]

These things always get the democrat wrong

Democrat: I have two cows. I raise taxes on everyone so they can’t afford to buy their own cows. I use that money to give away free cows to my voting demographic. Oh, I now have 100,000 head of cattle. Don’t ask. I didn’t keep records.

[theDentist]

HILLARY CLINTON CORPORATION: You have no cows. Someone loans you a cow. You ask an unnamed party to manage the cow. Unnamed party accumulates 100,000 cows for you, passing expenses to other unnamed corporations. Unnamed Party gives you 100,000 cows. Press asks how you got 100,000 cows when months before you didn’t own a single cow. You tell them it’s old news, was outlined in your book, and remind them you know where their children go to school, because it’s in the FBI files another unnamed party provided to you.

[advance_copy]

Life is good only for the French and Italians. I am sure that the wine has something to do with that.

[Jtowner]

I didn’t know how to start a new post, so please bear with me. I’d like some comments on my concern. For years, the Clintons have been the “media darlings”. There was no doubt that Hillary would be the democrat candidate. Now she’s being asked to step aside, super delegates are moving to Obama, old friends are bailing and the press is enjoying it. Why? That’s not all. Months ago, the republicans had a field of viable candidates. Suddenly, they started dropping like flies and John McLain was the “exalted” candidate. Why? Who is really running this election? We’re being manipulated, but by whom?

[ZX12R]

GROCERY SHOPPING, CHENEY STYLE: Dick Cheney gets two cows, shoots them dead, and has a big Texas barbecue.

[theDentist]

BARACK OBAMA CORPORATION You have two cows, but the White Man deliberately poisoned them when they came home to graze. How’s that for change?

[kidd]

GREEN PARTY: You have two cows. They emit large quantities of greenhouse gases, so you sell both cows to buy carbon offsets. Now you have no cows, Al Gore has more money, and the cows are still farting just as much.

But you feel better.

[theDentist]

We’re being manipulated, but by whom?

The Tin Foil Hat Corporation of Nubbil, Nebraska. Duh!

:-)

[bert]

I would challenge you to pay attention. There were a series of primary elections and John McCain received the most votes and delegates to win the nomination.

Candidates did not drop like flies, they lost elections.

[SampleMan]

DEMOCRAT You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful.

Correction:

DEMOCRAT You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You force your Republican neighbor to give him a cow, so that you won't feel guilty. He starves the cow to death, so you force your Rep. neighbor to give him another cow. The cycle continues.

[SERKIT]

GLOBAL WARMING COWS: Algore convinces you to sell the methane-producing-farting-belching cows at a ridiculous profit, put the money into a carbon credit dummy corporation so you can buy a catfish farm, make a lot of money and fly a gas-guzzling corporate jet.

[Reaganomical]

The original bits are hilarious. The added bits are not:

TALIBAN CORPORATION You have all the cows in Afghanistan , which are two. You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts. You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons. IRAQI CORPORATION You have two cows. They go into hiding. They send radio tapes of their mooing. POLISH CORPORATION You have two bulls. Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them. BELGIAN CORPORATION You have one cow. The cow is schizophrenic. Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish. The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow. The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk. The cow asks permission to be cut in half. The cow dies happy. FLORIDA CORPORATION You have a black cow and a brown cow. Everyone votes for the best looking one. Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one. Some people vote for both. Some people vote for neither. Some people can't figure out how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best-looking cow. CALIFORNIA CORPORATION You have millions of cows ...some of which end up becoming bad hamburger. They make Real California Cheese and are "happy". Only five speak English. Most are illegal. Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.