Get what you want this Mother's Day. Twist the ex's arm

The Globe and Mail ^ | May 6, 2008 | REBECCA ECKLER

[buccaneer81]

Words fail me.

[lesser_satan]

As for me, the e-mail worked. I'll be at a spa, thanks to my four-year-old's request via her mother's e-mail.

I hope her ex reads this and sues her for fraud.

[JRandomFreeper]

My kids (ex-Navy and ex-Army) always call to wish me a happy Mother's Day.

I always remind them to call their mother as well.

/johnny/

[caver]

What a pathetic shallow woman. No wonder she is divorced.

[donna]

This just proves that Eve’s the one who got us all kicked out of the Garden of Eden.

[Tax-chick]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2012529/posts

Slightly different, and a different source.

[donna]

Single, not divorced!

[gulfcoast6]

AND whatever you do don’t do as I did with my wife when asked ‘whqt you getting Treva (name of wife) for mothers day’ and I said ‘Nothing, she ain’t my mother’

[caver]

OK, I’m confused. Why does it say “ex” in the title?

[MarineBrat]

>>”Hi Daddy,” I typed, as my daughter was fast asleep.

Pathetic! This “Daddy” should consider himself lucky to be away from that lying, materialistic, greedy good-for-nothing!

[5Madman2]

My ex has mothers day every month on the first when I write her the support check.

I’m usually muttering something under my breath that starts with “Mother”

[donna]

I’m confused, then. I thought it meant ex-boyfriend, LOL.

[Doctor Raoul]

One Sick Puppie.

[newgeezer]

Thanks for yet another reminder that divorce is an abomination; with few exceptions, divorcees are unapologetically selfish, pathetic and ugly.

Pity their children.

[woollyone]

http://whatmenthinkofwomen.blogspot.com/2007/10/predatory-female.html

*chuckle*

[caver]

“I thought it meant ex-boyfriend”

That makes sense. I was only thinking ex-wife. I guess there are other kinds of ex’s.

[5Madman2]

They forgot the last part of that sequence.

The legs re-cross with the wedding band

[DoughtyOne]

The best Mother’s day gift one could ever hope for, is the four year old sleeping nearby.

Dad won’t even see her on Father’s day. At least you’ve got that to be happy about.

[Little Bill]

I always remind my son to send his mother a Mothers Day Present, Letter Bomb, sarin, things like that. I had custody after she walked out on them, my daughter would shoot her down like a rabid dog, she felt that betraied.

[DoughtyOne]

Can someone explain to me why a four year old would have a Yahoo account in her name?