Surge in fatal shark attacks blamed on global warming?

Constitution Club ^ | May 07, 2008 | The Hairy Beas

[FrankR]

"Surge in fatal shark attacks blamed on global warming?"

Around the years 2000-02, when this global warming crap was just getting started - someone had a computer model that showed the earth's temps rising by 1 degree in the next 100 years. Meanwhile, algore was still pouting and licking his wounds from his assumed, but twarted victory in Florida, and needed something to do to seal an otherwise milquetoast legacy.

Fast Forward 8 years...

Now, everything that can't be pinned squarely on the shoulders of George Bush, is blamed on Global Warming. It's the new version of "The dog ate my homework.".

But Global Warming has now taken on all of the aspects of a true religion. Either you believe it, or you don't. The existence of Global Warming is generally "faith" based, with only fables and parables as proof.

To listen to the Suess-like characters of "Goreville", the earth is now crumbling beneath our collective feet because of something called "greenhouse gases"...a.k.a. water vapor.

The residents of "Goreville" will soon don white shirts and ride bicycles house-to-house to extol the religion of global warming. They won't be asking for donations, per se, but WILL be selling "carbon credits" to the gullible.

There is a rumor that "Carbon Credits" are made possible by the same marketing firm that gave us Arizona waterfront property, and the Brooklyn Bridge.

Out of all of the warnings we hear daily about scams, you'd think the MSM would take a minute to analyze Global Warming as closely as any other.

The "Weather Channel", for instance, needs to be renamed "The Global Warming Channel". That's all they're about these days. No longer can we get the weather forcast, it's now the EARTH Forcast...like I care what the weather is in Istanbul.

They're going to really look stupid when the time passes and we're all still here...no worse for wear.

The world should worry much more about Global Dictatorship, than any warming that might occur in this record cold year. Politicians, socialists and communists are much more of a threat than any weather will be in the next 500 years.

The U.S. is slowly commiting suicide, and we're worried about whether we've got enough carbon credit nuts stored for the winter?

You don't think you pay enough taxes already? Yep, that's all carbon credits are...or at least they are a precursor for taxes. As soon as the officials of "Goreville" get you used to shelling it out, then they'll make it a tax and you won't have a choice. Remember the camel's nose in the tent, and all that.

I am taking the Nancy Reagan stance to Goreville and Goebbel Warming..."Just Say No". There have been so many shams about it, like algores movie with crumbling "styrofoam" that was supposed to be artic ice, and out-of-context pictures of the poor Polar Bears...which is also a farce.

The "Goreville" gang are mostly leftist, and remember, if the truth would do the left any good, they'd be using it.

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

Then, I’ll just steal it from Bob. Thanks for providing the attribution.

[tillacum]

No, it won’t stop albore. He will turn around and tell us we’ll be freezing to death in 2 weeks. It’s all about carbon credits, for his bank account, and Global Change. I guess we’ll be paying Frost credits next.

[cake_crumb]

You forget that global warming is frequently pinned squarely on the shoulders of President Bush.

[Amendment10]

As a side note to blaming increased shark attacks on global warming, the Argo system, ocean temperature probes, has not been indicating an increase in ocean temperatures.

Argo system ocean temperature probes

[Flycatcher]

I think you might have mistyped. The Argo System is actually showing a DECREASE in ocean temps.

[Amendment10]

I think you might have mistyped. The Argo System is actually showing a DECREASE in ocean temps.

Thanks for emphasizing that.

[Flycatcher]

Thanks for emphasizes that. It emphasizes I need to wear glasses before posting.

[cake_crumb]

Global warming is causing them to malfunction.

[RJS1950]

Sounds very efficient since they already have their heads up their arses.