Posted on 05/06/2008 9:53:15 AM PDT by The_Republican
We Obama girls are panicking.
Hes got a Bubba gap, the cover of Newsweek screams. Can he ever win a white male voter again?
Suddenly the biracial son of a single mother on food stamps has become the arugula-and-latte candidate, Mr. All-Organic please. The guy who just paid off his student loans has morphed into an effete Harvard philosopher king who has no clue as to how real people live. And this is before we even get into the nutty reverend mess.
Meanwhile, Hillary, $109 million in the bank and 30 years of life in a taxpayer-financed glass bubble, is champion of the little people. Their plight she understands completely. Shes worked the night shift, too, says a new Clinton ad comparing her to a waitress. I guess she refilled ketchup bottles somewhere between Wellesley, Yale Law and the Arkansas governors manse.
Heres something else from Newsweek. Clinton man James Carville said that if Hillary gave Obama one of what it is thats made her so rough and tough, theyd both have two of them.
Translation: The ex-community organizer from Chicagos mean streets has no testicular fortitude. Hes a wuss. He bowls 37. Hes no patriot either. He doesnt wear a flag pin. Neither do Hillary or McCain, but thats not the point. The point is, Obamas suddenly looking like our own Michael Dukakis, whose patriotism was dissed way back in 88 because, as governor, he vetoed legislation making classroom teachers lead the pledge of allegiance every morning. He had no choice. The courts had ruled it unconstitutional.
Nonetheless, Bush the First went coast to coast asking voters why Dukakis hated the pledge. And then Bush the Second went coast to coast - what chutzpah - benefiting from swift-boaters slanders that our own genuine arugula-and-latte man, John Kerry, was not a war hero.
The lesson here: Never let the facts get in the way of a good ol hes-no-patriot assault.
Heres the 2008 version: Why does Obama hate America?
Meanwhile, Hillary, the real patriot, is throwing back shots of Crown Royal. Rumor has it shes chewing tobacco in Indiana backwaters. Lassoed herself a spittoon. Weve actually seen her stumping from the back of pick-up trucks in those god-awful, pastel colored, throw-em-in-the-washing-machine, never-need-to-iron-or-god-forbid-dry-clean pantsuits. The other day she did the full powder blue: jacket, pants, shirt.
I ask you to envision every corporate or high-level political woman youve seen in your lifetime. Has a single one of them dressed like this? The full powder blue or lime or peach?
No, they havent.
Well Hillary didnt either, until Pennsylvania, when she cleaned Obamas clock among older Catholic women of modest means and their deer-hunting husbands. Clearly, the powder-blue deal is Hillarys yes-in-fact-we-are-broke-and-bitter sartorial strategy. If looking like a lunch lady turned church lady is what it takes, its what shell do.
Oh, how it pains me to admit: Sshes gotten so much better as a candidate. She goes on Fox with Bill OReilly. She giggles and flirts and outsmarts him. Sunday shes on with little George Stephanopoulos. She turns on the charm. Rush Limbaugh always had a crush on me, she coos.
Yesterday Obamas on Today and calls Matt Lauer Tim. Three times. Hes on with Tim Russert Sunday, and Im screaming at the TV: can you show some heat here, please, a little ol inspiration? Where has The Transcendent One gone?
Hillarys still totally full of it, a pandering pol blowing smoke with this gas tax idea, as if anybodys gonna get Exxon to pay a windfall profit tax. But if she wins in Indiana and North Carolina today, she may pander and pantsuit her way to the White House yet.
This was Obama’s purpose all along.
To make Hillary acceptable as president.
Watch and learn...
I don’t anyone’s that smart, Dan.
I still think the nomination and the presidency is his to lose.
Waiting to be educated, hope I am wrong.
Please keep the pant suit on.
The only few words in the article worth reading, excerpted of course, by this Member of the VRWC.
I could be wrong, but I don’t think Margery Eagan has ever worked for the Globe.
Marge, One, the swiftboaters told the truth, and if you can prove otherwise there’s a million in cash waiting for you.
Second, regular old white guys know that Hussein rode their shoulders into his elite position, being shoved along through the politics of affirmative racism, with them pushed to the back of the line and most likely paying his bills for him.
What's really got her jacked up is simple - the "Obama girls" have been all primed to start shouting "racism" at the tops of their lungs (and still will, count on it) and the Rev who brings the issue to the fore is immune from the accusation from her point of view, being a first-class racist himself but unfortunately black. That has to be frustrating. Not even the well-known Obama girl Bill Moyers could salvage that one.
She didn’t!,this is from The Boston Herarld!, but it’s still a bunch of Liberal Garbage....The Swift Boaters brought out the Truth about Lurch, he ie and always was a miserable fraud and TRAITOR as acknowledged by the Hanoi Government.
She does look better. Sounds better, too. Maybe it’s the whiskey.
Good whiskey makes most things look and sound better.
Wasn't the food stamp thing occurring when Barry was in private school and mom was studying for her PhD? Or did it occur after Barry's mom and dad abandoned him and left him to be raised with wolves? Or was it his grandparents? I swear, I get the "poor Obama" stories so confused.
You can't have a rational debate with people who just make up their own facts on the fly.
Heh. Even the label they use to describe the disconnect reveals which side of it they're on.
I suppose you can't hide who you are.
She looks fresh and confident.
Go Operation Elect Hillary!
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