We Obama girls are panicking. He’s got a “Bubba gap,” the cover of Newsweek screams. Can he ever win a white male voter again? Suddenly the biracial son of a single mother on food stamps has become the arugula-and-latte candidate, Mr. All-Organic please. The guy who just paid off his student loans has morphed into an effete Harvard philosopher king who has no clue as to how real people live. And this is before we even get into the nutty reverend mess. Meanwhile, Hillary, $109 million in the bank and 30 years of life in a taxpayer-financed glass bubble, is...