Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Monday 5/05/08

The EIB Network ^ | May 5, 2008 | Rush Limbaugh

[TSchmereL]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, and Doctor of Democracy. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[Just Lori]

His “Walter” character is hilarious, too!

[Joisey]

That's exactly who I'm talking about. She's Hillary's Chief of Staff now, and there is every expectation she would continue to be in the WH

"STOP BLOWING IN MY EAR LIKE THAT; YOU'RE TURNING ME ON."

[ChicagoConservative27]

EWWW

[Nicole5]

Hi sweetheart - always good to see you.

[Joisey]

Yes, I’ve seen that act on YouTube. Very Funny

[Clint N. Suhks]

He's going to Sewanee in Tennessee, near Chattanooga.

It's about 9 hours away. He'll be flying back and forth after we get his car down there.

[American Quilter]

I hope the kid puked on Hillary.

She couldn't. She looked into Medusa's eyes at close range and was immediately paralyzed.

[EagleandLiberty]

Caldor’s went out of business, right?

Yes...I worked for them until the Burr's Corners Caldor (Manchester CT) closed. One month we got BRAND new SHOPPING CARTS, and I said to my manager, "This is STUPID. We are bankrupt and we are getting new carts? Mismanagement is killing it."

[Eagle of Liberty]

US Senator Pete Domenici (R-NM), ranking member of the Senate Energy and Natural Resources Committee, introduced the American Energy Production Act of 2008 (S.2958)

ROFL!!!

[advertising guy]

sure was interesting talk about the next race of the triple

they said there are two horses who would not be strong at the derby who were born for the next race and would be Big Brown’s challenge.

Personally, I doubt it... Big Brown looks like he could dunk a basketball if he wanted to

[EagleandLiberty]

LOL

[Eagle of Liberty]

His “Walter” character is hilarious, too!

Yep! That one was really funny too! His other character is Peanut. Not sure if he has any others besides those three.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Thanks for the ping.

Better late than never I suppose.

[foxfriend]

First hour was nothing but Operation Chaos. Oil hit $120 a barrel today and I can’t believe we haven’t got a lecture yet from Rush telling us to worship the oil companies like he does.

[Nicole5]

That’s her!! Every time I see Hill-Rod on tv I think “here’s Hill, here’s whatsherface, here’s Hill, here’s whatsherface.”

[Joisey]

I don’t think there’s a single private industry you can point to, where union labor predominates, that is doing well.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I bet you and the Mrs. will be flying back and forth a lot as well.

[Nicole5]

Achmed is hysterical, but I like Walter too. He scares Achmed, and he reminds me a lot of my father in law. ;-)

[rightwingintelligentsia]

ROFL!

[Eagle of Liberty]

OOPS! Cut and pasted the ENTIRELY wrong thing in post 169! It was a LONG weekend!