'Tumbleweed Terrorists' threaten border fence project

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[chordmaster]

EL PASO, TX - A little known domestic terrorist group has become a major target of the Department of Homeland Security in recent months. The group, known as the Tumbleweed Liberation Front, or TLF, is a militant environmentalist faction with cells throughout the western states...

[Parley Baer]

Hmmmm, we need a TTLF. First letter stands for Terminate. Hehehehehe.

[stan_sipple]

saving the environment? what about all the filth and trash they bring in

[gridlock]

So, we generally call in airstrikes against terrorists, don’t we?

[Red Badger]

Are they an offshoot of the Mesquite Indian Liberation Front, aka MILF?.............

[teacherwoes]

Let's call for the deportation of all illegal tumbleweeds. Just say "No amnesty" for them either

[Cicero]

Pray to God to send a north wind and blow all these terrorist tumbleweeds back into Mexico.

[Da Coyote]

Dear Border Patrol: Let us know when the fence starts. We’ll keep the vermin from the fence - by getting target practice. (And we ain’t talkin’ about the critters.....)

[jrawk]

Now that was the funniest post I have read this year...

[TADSLOS]

offshoot? LOL!

[Red Badger]

[Sterco]

Not to be confused with .....