[livius]

All right! I’m really glad to hear this. All over the country, the Dems are dragging out winos from the local hobo jungle and giving the identities of long-dead grannies. Not to mention the many vacant lots all over the US that are casting a Dem vote every election.

[tcrlaf]

“Not to mention the many vacant lots all over the US that are casting a Dem vote every election.”

All of those empty lots vote by “Absentee” Ballot now.

It’s a loophole so big you can drive a Democrat Election Van through...

[Gondring]

All over the country, the Dems are dragging out winos from the local hobo jungle and giving the identities of long-dead grannies.

Um...why not just have them vote under their own names?