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Border agents to use paintball guns to fend off attackers
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| April 24, 2008
| azfamily.com
Posted on 04/25/2008 1:26:21 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day
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To: Choose Ye This Day
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¡Bueno! Me pegaste con pintura, y me duele mucho. Ahora voy a volver a Méjico. Te prometo, ¡nunca más cruzaré tu frontera! ¡Adiós!
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posted on
04/25/2008 2:00:34 PM PDT
by
Choose Ye This Day
(Obsessive Ex-Mormons: They can leave the Church, but they can't leave it alone.)
To: Froufrou
I could show em how to make spitball shooters from Bic pens, and Bic pens are really cheap... A straw, a straight pin, and a little scotch tape and I can make a wicked blow dart. It will strike fear into all those illegal border crossers, I'm sure.
To: Choose Ye This Day
Border agents to use paintball guns to fend off attackers
Better than that would be 'pistols' whittled from pine. Each agent could whittle his or her own. Point the 'pistol' and shout "BANG."
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posted on
04/25/2008 2:12:20 PM PDT
by
RobinOfKingston
(Man, that's stupid ... even by congressional standards.)
To: Choose Ye This Day
Can anyone advise whether a paintball marker gun is a good way to deter deer? They make themselves at home in the yard, and destroy expensive landscaping.
While tasty, and easy to shoot, I don’t want to go to prison for poaching.
But I’d also like to know the most potent and powerful paint-ball gun there is, so I could send a real message through that deerskin armor they wear.
Would a rib shot be most effective? (I considered less-than lethal rubber shotgun slugs, but they are expensive, and the noise would alarm the neighbors.)
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posted on
04/25/2008 2:15:08 PM PDT
by
Atlas Sneezed
(Guns donÂ’t kill people, criminals and the governments that create them do.)
To: Choose Ye This Day
Who we really should shoot with real guns will be withheld.
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posted on
04/25/2008 2:17:27 PM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(I always rely on God and Guns in that order)
To: Choose Ye This Day
I know someone who'll be volunteering for the Border Patrol...
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posted on
04/25/2008 2:19:10 PM PDT
by
Marko413
To: Choose Ye This Day
Why not water pistols? Or maybe have the agents try to reason with the scum to please go back?
To: the_devils_advocate_666
We’d have been hell in shop class together, huh?
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posted on
04/25/2008 2:20:56 PM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: Marko413
I missed that episode. Lemme guess: Dwight goes absolutely paintball postal and wails on female co-workers and Michael.
Am I close?
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posted on
04/25/2008 2:25:48 PM PDT
by
Choose Ye This Day
(Obsessive Ex-Mormons: They can leave the Church, but they can't leave it alone.)
To: Choose Ye This Day
This is wrong on so many levels. Here, ICE agents! Defend against automatic weapons fire with paint! And of course, the whiny "human rights activists" have to cry that it's inhumane.
Until the Secret Service begins guarding the POTUS, cabinet members and members of congress with paintball guns, this remains UNACCEPTABLE.
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posted on
04/25/2008 2:30:07 PM PDT
by
E. Cartman
(Ronald Reagan's single biggest mistake: Picking Poppy Bush to be his veep.)
To: Choose Ye This Day
If you illegally enter the USA and attack our law enforcement officers . . . you should be riddled with 5.56mm rounds from the M4's that should be assigned to each Border Patrol agent. Your corpse should then be delivered to the closest Mexican consulate.
How in hades do we put up with these attacks on our agents?
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posted on
04/25/2008 2:37:37 PM PDT
by
DesertSapper
(God, Family, Country . . . . . . . . . . and dead terrorists!!!)
To: Beelzebubba
I wouldn’t know about the deer. Not my city-dwelling expertise—although I get ‘em in my yard from time to time.
I’m sure some other FReepers know.
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posted on
04/25/2008 2:40:45 PM PDT
by
Choose Ye This Day
(Obsessive Ex-Mormons: They can leave the Church, but they can't leave it alone.)
To: E. Cartman
I like the idea! A 10 gauge shotgun. A paintball, followed by a hand full of buckshot should work well. You can get a lot of stuff into a 10 gauge shell.
To: Choose Ye This Day
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posted on
04/25/2008 2:41:55 PM PDT
by
paul51
(11 September 2001 - Never forget)
To: Choose Ye This Day
I think it was when Dwight gave Michael the paintballs and 2 free lessons for a Christmas present. They added a clip of him shooting at a target and yelling out “take that Saddam!”
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posted on
04/25/2008 2:49:24 PM PDT
by
Marko413
To: AuntB
The paintball guns are a slight improvement over what we had as kids when we’d play army:
(pointing gun made out of fingers) “I shot you...you’re dead!”
“Did not”
“Did Too”
“Nah uh”
“Uh huh”
“Did So”
“No you didn’t, I shot you first”
“Did not”
“Did Too”
...etc....
To: Choose Ye This Day
We were making light about arming our Border Patrol with "paint ball" guns way back when Ramos and Compeon were arrested. Now, it's a reality?!!!
Shooting drug dealers with paint balls is humiliating..
sw
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posted on
04/25/2008 3:00:16 PM PDT
by
spectre
(Spectre's wife)
To: Choose Ye This Day
Johnny Sutton will be all over the first BP agent that puts out an illegal’s eye with one of those things.
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posted on
04/25/2008 3:06:43 PM PDT
by
TADSLOS
( McCain-Feingold: "Good for thee but not for me"- John McCain)
To: Choose Ye This Day
Personally, I’d make them sit in the Comfy Chair.
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posted on
04/25/2008 3:09:49 PM PDT
by
MistrX
To: Choose Ye This Day
This sends the wrong message to our neighbors to the South! They may see this as not being welcomed. What a horrible show of violence!
"This is the US Border Patrol! Do not come any closer or you may receive a small welt! Or two!"
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posted on
04/25/2008 3:10:22 PM PDT
by
Sender
("Why is it that I can't just eat my waffle?" - Barack Hussein Obama)
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