[E. Cartman]

This is wrong on so many levels. Here, ICE agents! Defend against automatic weapons fire with paint!

And of course, the whiny "human rights activists" have to cry that it's inhumane.

Until the Secret Service begins guarding the POTUS, cabinet members and members of congress with paintball guns, this remains UNACCEPTABLE.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

I like the idea! A 10 gauge shotgun. A paintball, followed by a hand full of buckshot should work well. You can get a lot of stuff into a 10 gauge shell.