Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Yahoo News ^ | April 23, 2008 | Joe Bavier

Posted on 04/23/2008 5:09:35 AM PDT by Leisler

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: africa; alcibiades; austinpowers; congo; dukakis; hermii; john; kerry; onethreadisenough; peloponnesianwar; searchworks
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-8081-88 next last
To: Brilliant

LOL..now that would be ‘hugh and series’!


41 posted on 04/23/2008 5:37:24 AM PDT by penelopesire ("The only CHANGE you will get with the Democrats is the CHANGE left in your pocket")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

To: Delta 21

“We thought you was a toad”


42 posted on 04/23/2008 5:37:48 AM PDT by wordsofearnest (Zachary Taylor should have finished his job.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 15 | View Replies]

To: MindBender26
They drove out all the white farm operators and replaced them with barefoot idiots who scratch the dirt with a stick and dump their toilet pail on the dirt for fertilizer. Now we need to feed the idiots who engineered the plan.

Diamonds, gold, and uranium. Those poor people would be better off with nothing of value to developed countries. Uramium mining is a worldwide security concern and it's why we are there to observe penis stealing customs. It's like a whole nother planet. Every time I watch the movie "Idiocracy" I think of the continent of Africa.

43 posted on 04/23/2008 5:39:18 AM PDT by blackdog
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 31 | View Replies]

To: Leisler
There is no penis theft, everyone will please remain calm.

44 posted on 04/23/2008 5:39:56 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: MindBender26
These people are 100 years away from being ready for self-government.

And getting further away all the time.

45 posted on 04/23/2008 5:41:04 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 31 | View Replies]

To: mtbopfuyn

Maybe it’s just pissed off women cutting men’s penises off because it’s clit for tat.


46 posted on 04/23/2008 5:41:19 AM PDT by blackdog
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 35 | View Replies]

To: Mikey_1962

They’re still ten times the size of ours... ;(


47 posted on 04/23/2008 5:41:53 AM PDT by ichabod1
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18 | View Replies]

To: ichabod1

“Pure Alabama Blacksnake” -Platoon


48 posted on 04/23/2008 5:43:51 AM PDT by blackdog
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 47 | View Replies]

To: TheWasteLand

The man’s just making up excuses -

“I was in the pool!”


49 posted on 04/23/2008 5:44:22 AM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 16 | View Replies]

To: Leisler

Remember not to be too critical. All cultures are equal. (/sarc)


50 posted on 04/23/2008 5:44:45 AM PDT by Little Ray (McCain, Obama, and Hillary: I HATE THEM ALL.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Leisler

It looks like the Nigerian’s should quit sending me spam and concentrate on these folks.


51 posted on 04/23/2008 5:44:53 AM PDT by CSM (Kakistocracy: Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Hegemony Cricket; Leisler

I knew they shrunk “heads” in Africa, but I didn’t think this is what they meant!


52 posted on 04/23/2008 5:45:08 AM PDT by Froufrou
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 36 | View Replies]

To: MindBender26

Not if we invade their countries and convert them to Christianity.

If that happened, I’d give them one or two generations to be ready.


53 posted on 04/23/2008 5:45:48 AM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 31 | View Replies]

To: melsec
I’m tempted to call it a fallacy!

Do you mean "phallusy"?

54 posted on 04/23/2008 5:46:49 AM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 40 | View Replies]

To: american_ranger

Yeah ol Jimmah must have been one of their first targets during shakedown tests. Hence the word Jimmied.

mc :-)


55 posted on 04/23/2008 5:51:15 AM PDT by mcshot (Loving God, Family, and Guns more then ever because of Lib threats to our survival.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: Leisler

Hey! This isn’t funny.


56 posted on 04/23/2008 5:53:17 AM PDT by SampleMan (We are a free and industrious people, socialist nannies do not become us.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PeteB570
And some argue that all cultures are equal.

Good Point.

This is one way to cure the aids epidemic....which we should not be paying one penny for.

57 posted on 04/23/2008 5:56:15 AM PDT by Loud Mime (One Embittered, Church-going gun owner reporting for Duty!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 22 | View Replies]

To: Leisler
Purported victims claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear.

We have those kinds of people in the U.S. too. One look from them and...

...shrink

58 posted on 04/23/2008 5:56:33 AM PDT by Jess Kitting
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Leisler

59 posted on 04/23/2008 5:56:52 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (Kill the terrorists, secure the borders, and give me back my freedom.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: CSM

If penis theft panic has set in within the enlightened people of the nation’s capitol, imagine the panic in the uninformed, uneducated rural countryside...........


60 posted on 04/23/2008 6:00:08 AM PDT by blackdog
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 51 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-8081-88 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson