[LonghornFreeper]

I don't even know where to start.

[TheWasteLand]

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

Don't get cocky kid.

[Alouette]

It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny

Hillary takes no prisoners.

[yield 2 the right]

South Park already did it!!!!
http://www.tv.com/south-park/eek-a-penis!/episode/1193240/summary.html

[TruthWillWin]

I just hate it when that happens.

[Grizzled Bear]

A thread that screams for your attention.

Darks, do you have an alibi?

[Jeff Chandler]

ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL

[neodad]

But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent

Admitting a problem is the first step.

[mainerforglobalwarming]

We now have evidence that global cooling is taking place.

[Slings and Arrows]

What is it with sorcerers and penises?

[LibFreeOrDie]

penis snatching

Now THERE's the new phrase of the year!

[Cementjungle]

That does is, I’m taking the Congo off my vacation wish-list.

[Andonius_99]

using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises

I would say global warming, but it's cooler weather that makes things shrink...

[BGHater]

So, it was Black Magic that did it too me.

[Alia]

13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises

The headline got my attention. Sounds like what happens in US prisons, and US playgrounds. Also happens in the biased feminist courts, gender feminist homes, and feminist classrooms. Sorcery, eh?

[Nachoman]

I’m half expecting Sally Struthers to have an infomercial pleading for more penises in Congo.

[tlb]

the Castanza Effect goes worldwide

[FredZarguna]

The problem with Africa is that they just don't understand capitalism. Think how many $billions these sorcerers could make by casting enlarging spells for a fee.

Can I get that covered by Medicare, doc?

[piytar]

Ah, the “noble savages” that the left so loves...

[RichInOC]

So I asked myself: “Why are there so many penis thieves in Africa (allegedly)?”

And channeling Willie Sutton, I answered myself: “’Cause that’s where...”

[Intolerant in NJ]

Democratic Republic of Congo...horrific documentary on HBO recently told of the rapist culture in the Republic of Congo, where, among other atrocities, soldiers freely roam the countryside raping as many women as they can because they believe this makes them invulnerable when they go into battle - the dark continent is not very enlightened still......