Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital

Reuters ^ | April 22, 2008 | Joe Bavier

[LonghornFreeper]

I don't even know where to start.

[TheWasteLand]

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

Don't get cocky kid.

[Alouette]

It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny

Hillary takes no prisoners.

[yield 2 the right]

South Park already did it!!!!
http://www.tv.com/south-park/eek-a-penis!/episode/1193240/summary.html

[TruthWillWin]

I just hate it when that happens.

[Grizzled Bear]

A thread that screams for your attention.

Darks, do you have an alibi?

[Jeff Chandler]

ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL

[neodad]

But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent

Admitting a problem is the first step.

[mainerforglobalwarming]

We now have evidence that global cooling is taking place.

[Slings and Arrows]

What is it with sorcerers and penises?

[LibFreeOrDie]

penis snatching

Now THERE's the new phrase of the year!

[Cementjungle]

That does is, I’m taking the Congo off my vacation wish-list.

[Andonius_99]

using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises

I would say global warming, but it's cooler weather that makes things shrink...

[BGHater]

So, it was Black Magic that did it too me.

[highpockets]

Where is Jessi Jackson to denounce the racism?

[rovenstinez]

Elect Obama, have him send Bill Clinton to Zaire as the US Ambassador!

[Alia]

13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises

The headline got my attention. Sounds like what happens in US prisons, and US playgrounds. Also happens in the biased feminist courts, gender feminist homes, and feminist classrooms. Sorcery, eh?

[Nachoman]

I’m half expecting Sally Struthers to have an infomercial pleading for more penises in Congo.

[Lady Jag]

They still stealing those things?

[Cementjungle]

Where is Jessi Jackson to denounce the racism?

His lady friends don't want him going near that place either.